Inspecting the rabbi’s work

A Jewish male innuendo for masturbation.

“Hey, where’s Ari?”
“Oh, I think he’s in his room, inspecting the rabbi’s work.”

by Bill Erman May 20, 2018

wee little rabbi

A small rabbi about parrot size that sits on your should and brings bad luck to you.

Damn it, there's a wee little rabbi on my shoulder. I must have a synagogue in my back yard.

by Jace July 17, 2003

Rabbi Linda Goldstein

Raving lunatic, not Jewish but tries to co-opt Judaism and pretends she's a rabbi, but a "cool woke" one, so she can say anti-semitic s**t without anyone being able to call her an anti-semite.

No one:

No one at all:
Rabbi Linda Goldstein: LoOk aT mE i'M a RaBbI bUt nOt aN aCtUaL jEw. My head is far far up my own ass. I don't hold the shit talking sessions that I call "prayer" in Hebrew because it's the ZiOnIsT language, even though it's the literal language the Torah was written in and is 2000 years old. I can't correctly a

by Not_another_s**t October 13, 2021

Reformed orthodox rabbi Bill Clinton

The actual winner for GOTY in Game Awards 2022 and now part of the canon lore to Elden Ring

The kid who was cooking on the stage: "I think I want to nominate this award to my reformed orthodox rabbi Bill Clinton"

by justhudgecc December 9, 2022

rabbi

Someone who is your friend. Or almost anyone. Can also be said to a girl.

Hey, baby, havent seen you for a while, what's layin'?
s'up, rabbi?

to grocery clerk yo, rabbi, wheresa barbecue chicken?
Fresh or frozen, sir?

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) January 15, 2019

rabbi e

The most epic gamer Rabbi and teacher there ever was. He cares about every student, but will still Billie you for every flaw you have infringed of the whole class!

If you interrupt you may die, if you fail you cry!

If your fat that’s good and if your not.. Eat a steak!

I love Rabbi E

by R-Dragon March 25, 2022

Rabbi

Medical staff or doctor that specialises in removing ones foreskin whitout any sedation whatsoever. This act is usually performed in order to clean up the ridiculous mess some people happen to have between their legs. The process is usually excruciatingly painfull and disgusting, though neccessary to save ones penis from exploding while taking part in sexual intercourse with their primary genital organs. It is roughly comparable to being circumcised.

Must ot to be confused with the jewish, religious Priest.

This fucking Rabbi cut off my cock!

by BrunumAlbanum January 14, 2022