con qui fail d'aplomb

(acronym cqfd, but rarely used) : an offensive Quebec French phrase, which translated to English literally means an oafish, boorish, clumsy person who spectacularly fails at everything they do

(scene from Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets):

diary-released Tom Riddle : Harry, let me take you back in time, and show you who really opened The Chamber of Secrets the first time around.

Harry : who was he?

Tom Riddle: i am sure you would recognize him as Hagrid.

Harry: are you serious?Hagrid? But please don't qualify him as a con qui fail d'aplomb

by Sexydimma December 7, 2016

Qui

As in quiet

For example: *crickets*

Wow it’s so qui here

by Juj July 20, 2022

mama qui

1. Mama guinea pig

2. Someone who does de bref

1. That mama qui was simply delicious!

2. Ai why yooh mama qui?

by Miyamanses April 11, 2008

Di Qui

An amazing person that is the most easiest person to love. If you have Di Qui in your life do not let her go. She is smart and funny and the most amazing company. Her smile can brighten a room. She is very cute and very much like a breath of fresh air. Make sure you treat the Di Qui in your well. Make sure she is happy. She is a very good cook, and is very understanding. Love your Di Qui.

"OMG IS THAT A SUPERMODEL?"
"NO thats Di Qui "

by vrhg8hf June 21, 2024

QUI

French for "who".

Commonly used as a dog whistles among the "alt-right" and Q-Anon conspiracy theorists.

A french jew interviewed some guy on tv who said certain people control everything, but didn't name the jew directly. The jew got enraged and aggressively and repeatedly asked "QUI? QUI? QUI?".

by Anon290721 July 28, 2021

jaah-qui

Its normally rare to meet a jaah-qui a pretty smart girl or boy , who might look mean but are actually pretty humble and kind , a friend to go to when u need them and someone who is not afraid to say the truth , when u need to hear , theyre passionate kind , and creative and can always find a way to do something.. thats a jaah-qui

Oh hey jaah-qui hows your day “good”

Want ice cream ?

by Made by a girl name nun of yo November 19, 2023

jaah-qui

Its normally rare to meet a jaah-qui a pretty smart girl or boy , who might look mean but are actually pretty humble and kind , a friend to go to when u need them and someone who is not afraid to say the truth , when u need to hear , theyre passionate kind , and creative and can always find a way to do something.. thats a jaah-qui

Oh hey jaah-qui hows your day “good”

Want ice cream ?

by Made by a girl name nun of yo November 19, 2023