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Intellectual Pornography

A piece of writing that is so partisan, so indifferent to ordinary standards of truth, that it isn't even propaganda. It's not attempting to convince other people, or even to strengthen and bolster the faithful. It only exists to excite the believer, in the crudest possible way; it plays to arguments so shallow they can only occur in the privacy of one's own head without mortifying embarrassment. In other words, the intellectual version of pornography.
The article on Benghazi is so full of intellectual pornography that everyone at Fox News is going to braingasm when they read it.
by Bluebird_89 February 21, 2018
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pornography

I will now go and look at/watch/view pornography.
by Noodles February 19, 2003
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pornography

To draw penises on an object or person, or add to a drawing to make it appear as a penis.
"Dude, you just pornographied my binder! Stop trying to pornography everyone's stuff."

Cock Rocket
by JLDC May 27, 2010
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punography

A word to describe the cutesy names given to retail establishments that generally have a highly specialized good or service.
Bill drove by the new strip center and noticed the hair salon, "A Cut Above," the Italian restaurant, "When In Rome," the pet store, "Paws R Us," and the opthamologist's office, "Here's Looking at You!"
"I hate all this damn punography," he said with disgust and drove away.
by Tom Fool June 12, 2007
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Second-Hand Pornography

The noise and/or images experienced by unwilling persons while another person is watching or listening to pornographic material. This refers to only audio/video recordings and/or pictures, not the sights/sounds experienced from actual live sex acts.
Dude, you've got to get a girlfriend, all the second-hand porn is making me sick!
by Superstud July 20, 2005
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Pornography

Something that only fat guys with no sexual watch
damn fatass wacthes pornography everyday because he cant get any
by jahoovana March 16, 2008
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pwnography

Top notch Pornography that pwns all other pronography.
The virgin's pussy got wet from watching the pwnography with her internet connection.
by PwnedBitchhaha April 6, 2010
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