Floor Puzzle

The act of placing yourself on the floor in a Star-like fashion, then telling your partner to “Put together my peices baby.” Then He/She/It precedes to fuck you like the little bitch you are.
Pitcher-“u want this dick by”
Catcher (Floor Puzzle)-“ya bich
by ChrisJerichoFozzy March 05, 2018
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Puzzle Swag

1. (Noun) Swagger related to being a complete boss at solving puzzles.
2. (Noun) The highest status of puzzle solver that no one can compare to.
"Pat, Becca is totally all over you and your puzzle swag."
"Dude you got some mad puzzle swag!"
by n8mar July 18, 2012
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bathroom puzzle

When you're wearing pajamas that are held up by a string. You go to the bathroom and try to untie them quickly but it gets stuck and becomes an infuriating puzzle.
If I run into another bathroom puzzle with these, I swear to god...
by pseudo nympho April 24, 2016
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Puzzle piece

Sleeping in the head to foot position in/on a bed or couch with a friend. This position is to avoid looking gay and also to avoid the awkward overnight arm throw.
Yeah bro, Nic and Calvin had to Puzzle piece at Jareds.
by Cornbreadbrown March 30, 2011
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Puzzle box

A decorated box with shifting peaces on the sides of it,it is made as a craft.It is used to protect jewlery and such from robers and children.It was desined and develeped in China.It takes so meny correct moves in the correct order inorder to open it,thus the name,"Puzzle Box".The name of one move is called a "Sun",so 21 moves to open a Puzzle Box would be described as "21 Sun".Some Puzzle Boxes have a secrit drawer for better protection,Evin though a Puzzle Box is easy to brake.

In Amarican money,thay usaly sell for $100.00
I keep all my jewlry in my new Puzzle Box,and I keep my new Puzzle Box in a bullet proof safe,becouse I'm not retarted!
by Darka November 01, 2007
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pizzle puzzle

when a girl gets pregnant an everyones guessing who the father is.
theres a bit of a pizzle puzzle about who sarahs father is...
by banana penguin June 08, 2005
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puzzle pirates

Lame MMORPG for people who have no hand-eye coordination and can't play games like Call of Duty.
Also, there are lots of 6 year olds on it who go up to female pirates and call them sexy, babe, hott, etc.
Another common phenomina is kids who call older people kids as though the name-callers themselves were some intelligent Baby-Boomer-Age adults.
Mitch -Hey man, I was playing Puzzle Pirates the other day and ---

Mike - Ew, dude, you play that game? You're a freakin queer.
*Exits room*

Example of children:

handsomekidbieber98:
Omg, j00r p1rat3 hav3 nic3 b00b. C@n i tOuch tHEm pl0z???

oneeyedjane:
Get lost. *mutes*

iamgodlulztoocool:
Omg, you are sooooo immature!!!11!1eleven!one

hookhandhank:
Uhm... May I ask why?

iamgodlulztoocool:
Bcuz you just keep winning poker! Not fair!!! Go back to kindergarden, you noob!!!!!!!!oneoneeleven!

hookhandhank: you know the age limit on here is 13.... right?

iamgodlulztoocool:
YEAH, my mom made this account. HEY, that means you shouldn't be playing nub!!!! OMG REPORTING!!!!oneeleven!

hookhandhank: *Mutes iamgodlulztoocool* *Reports iamgodlulztoocool for his underaged-ness*
by IoaB May 30, 2010
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