bull penis putter

someone who gets angry easily or can't take a joke

Dude we're just messing with you, dont be such a bull penis putter.

by StupidAsianBartender December 28, 2024

Surface putter

Someone who, instead of putting things away (ie: keys, purses, loose change, etc), puts them on any flat surface. The accumulation of such items usually results in the creation of a DOOM box.

"The dining room table is so cluttered with random items because my wife is a surface putter. I'm fixin' to make her a DOOM box."

by firepitt September 29, 2022

Putter cat

A women's pussy/Virginia

Your putter cat looks so nice

by cwenger November 29, 2022

auto putter

Y’all just got trolled.

Geoffrey stuck an auto putter up his ass

by Penis287372 October 10, 2019

pounding the putter

A term for masturbation

Are you sure you haven’t been Pounding The Putter son?

by Putterpounder69 January 29, 2020

sniffing the putter

(v.) to snort a line of cocaine off someone’s penis

Yeah dude last night was crazy, she was sniffing the putter before we even hit the club.

by jakroks January 15, 2022

Putter-inner

Verb form of putter meaning to put in

"I'm the animatronic putter-inner"

by Charles P. Howard December 21, 2023