collective punishment

A war crime

When the teacher gives the whole class Collective punishment

by RandomAnvil August 5, 2020

patish

An incredibly good excuse for missing work. It does not have to be true or believable, as long it guarantees that you cannot get to work.

You had too much to drink on Tuesday, what was your patish on Wednesday?
This guy misses work so often, yet he always has a patish.

by RajeshZA July 21, 2016

punishmeant

Not to be confused with 'punishment,' a word which refers to a penalty or retribution given for some type of offense, punishmeant is way of explaining a type of word-play. If you intend a pun, but it's not exactly a proper pun, it is a pun-ish-meant.

Example:

Punster (after a new-age concert, said to another concertgoer): What a mind-banding experience!

Other person (confusedly): uh. Mind-BANDing?...

Punster: sorry, that was not a good pun... but it was a punishmeant!

Other person (shaking head): um, yeah! For sure! (Hurries away, trying to create as much distance between himself and the 'punishmeanter' as possible)

by Belch Queen June 20, 2019

getting punishment

When you don't listen to your daddy and he doesn't appreciate it so he need to prov hes the man of the relationship so he punishes you.

Him; daddy i need a good "getting punishment"
her: okay, who's your daddy

*spank
Him: *grown YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU

by daddybeater65 October 20, 2017

Snake Eye Punisher

The act of sticking a pencil in a mans urethra in retaliation to sexual assault

last week i had to give a guy the ol' snake eye punisher

by NigerianDipstick March 23, 2023

Pussy Punisher

One who destroys pussy in their path leaving the punished begging for another round.

Holy shit, Sancho is the pussy punisher!!! He beats the hell out of it and bitches still come back for more!!!

by MMMelicious April 21, 2006

punishment haircut

A purposefully self-ruinous hairstyle designed to reduce one's own attractiveness. Usually deployed by spiteful females as passive-aggressive revenge on an unaffectionate, inattentive lover or spouse.

"I ran into Reed's ol' girl at the bar the other night... That hookup must have gone south for ol' boy, 'cuz she's rocking a straight-up punishment haircut."

by Wattz (Mark Hoffmann) December 9, 2008