Puternifter

The fart of a girl.
It is fairly discreet but, it is still a girls fart.

Dude: "Ahh, shoot man! Do you smell that?!"

Other Dude: "Yeah dude! I think Shaneqwa just whipped out a Puternifter!"

Shaneqwa: "It waan't me homie, I aint no fart blossom! M-M. Who do you think I is?"

by 18089080520alskdsdfa1776 January 11, 2009

putarded

adj.: to be physically retarded

cris is putarded, his eyes bulge out like monsters!!! truly sickening.

by red jelly January 12, 2006

puternewbie

A puternewbie is a term referring to those who are unknowledgeable to the ways of the computer, or just new to the computer world.

Someone who believes that their hard drive is almost full because they still have 25gigs free out of 80gigs possible.

anybody who refers to their tower as a cpu.

anybody who refers to hard drive space as memory.

by SnottyIrishman September 4, 2005

puter punch

to strike ones pussy with closed fist

shut up or your getting a puter punch

by mikenickey February 3, 2010

puter

What you use to do work after you eat your samiches.

Hey James, you gonna go play puter?

by Brian Johnson February 8, 2005

putaringonit555

putaringonit555 also known as ring or anna is one of the sexiest, funniest, deepest people on marapets.she often likes to post random pictures/screenies or posting lyrics to songs that noone else has ever heard of in rc and has alot of people trying to suck up to her.
most people are in love with her.<333

(putaringonit555)ring: i called her on the phone and she touched herself...

rcer: um wtf ring, are you gey or something.?

ring: i laughed myself to sleep.

by fmeplz. May 2, 2010

pubeardy

A rare affliction that targets males with high levels of estrogen and also hermaphrodites. The effects can be seen in a sort of male pattern baldness for the face. Sporadic patches of hair can be found on the sufferers neck and face. It is highly believed among professionals that the individuals who are experiencing pubeardic related symptoms are also having sex with Kubac.

I will have to pass on a night of male back-door action, my pubeardy is really getting out of control.

by M. Sewell October 23, 2003