punching bag for dicks

A pejorative term for a female who is deemed sexually promiscuous.

My ex-girlfriend is a punching bag for dicks.

by Scott Steffens March 7, 2008

Patching

The act of opening a message/chat and ignoring it.

My boyfriend was patching my messages yesterday.

by SeshGremlinX February 4, 2019

Chocolate Punching Bag

The sexual act in which the male inserts his testicles into his partner's anus, where he/she will shit them out. Then the male takes his now fecally coated scrotum, and use it as a bludgeoning tool on said partner, hitting them repeatedly in the face. Counts should be yelled out loud, preferably in a somwhat Irish/Scottish accent. Giggles are permitted.

Glenn: I gave Jill a chocolate punching bag. I got up to 32 before she passed out and my bruises became inbearable. Not a night I will soon forget.
Ben: Epic.

by TheDurheim May 9, 2008

pitching a tent

When you get an Erection in a public place it looks kind of like a Tipi.

Sitting at the Pool I began pitching a tent watching all the hot ass.

by tent picther May 7, 2010

punching apricots

Another name for "tribbing" or "tribadism," the act of two women grinding their clitori (what is the plural for clitoris, anyway?) together to sexy results.

That porn got kinda boring after awhile because the women kept punching apricots, and you just can't see anything when they do that.

by Parkcow May 29, 2007

donkey punching her love box

When a woman is flicking her bean and she is about to cum, she punches herself in the vagina.

Angela said that while she is donkey punching her love box while viewing porn on Xhamster.com, she covers her computer with saran wrap to avoid squirting all over her keyboard.

by Monstruoso September 29, 2013

pitching a tent

The art of lifting the material of your pants covering the groin using only body parts below the waist.

Johnny was pitching a tent when he was watching porn.

by Anonymous February 11, 2003