Phil: Really? Are you going to wear the man purse?
Alan: It's not a purse, its a satchel. Indiana Jones has one.
Alan: It's not a purse, its a satchel. Indiana Jones has one.
by pwawers February 8, 2010
Get the Man Pursemug. The drawing back of one's purse toward herself in response to the approach of an unsavory, shifty, or shady individual.
by emacmarie March 8, 2011
Get the purse-pullmug. Purse whoopin; The act of reducing an attacker to tears with a hand bag, shopping bag or strapped purse. This is usually done to young brassy thug type males, intent on same purse or some other physical type abuse. The defensive act of 'purse whoopin' requires no special skill or talent but seems to come naturally to the purse bearer.
NOTE; There need not be any visible, audible or physical aggression to receive a 'purse whoopin' one need only achieve the tipping point level of smirk, whistle, or barely audible chuckle at the right time and place to be the unhappy reciepant of a "damn good purse whoopin, junior!"
NOTE; There need not be any visible, audible or physical aggression to receive a 'purse whoopin' one need only achieve the tipping point level of smirk, whistle, or barely audible chuckle at the right time and place to be the unhappy reciepant of a "damn good purse whoopin, junior!"
Jerrod; Junior, what the heell is all that damn blue marks on you facial areas?
Junior; Man, dats the shits if ever I dun seen it. That crazy ass bitch like to killed me in the elevator with a bag full of rocks or sumpin!
Jerrod; What? sheeit!! you got yousef a purse whoopin!
Junior; Man, dats the shits if ever I dun seen it. That crazy ass bitch like to killed me in the elevator with a bag full of rocks or sumpin!
Jerrod; What? sheeit!! you got yousef a purse whoopin!
by The Repurposed Male October 17, 2014
Get the purse whoopinmug. Candy, gum or anything edible but of no nutritional value. Can usually be found in a woman's handbag.
"Hey girl, my stomach's growling. Ya got any purse sugar to hold me 'til lunch?"
"I've got some mints, but they're a little fuzzy."
"I've got some mints, but they're a little fuzzy."
by Lawmeow April 2, 2010
Get the Purse Sugarmug. When a woman consciously puts her purse or other bags next to her just to be an ass and take up space on public transport. Quite the opposite of man spreading.
Oh look at that dumb bitch complaining about man spreading, but look at her purse spreading. Fuckers
by Blaze42264 May 15, 2018
Get the Purse spreadingmug. "She totally robbed my sperm purse"
"After jerkin the gerkin so much my sperm purse seems rather empty"
"I emptied the contents of my sperm purse into that sluts bank of pussy"
"After jerkin the gerkin so much my sperm purse seems rather empty"
"I emptied the contents of my sperm purse into that sluts bank of pussy"
by Mr.webb November 9, 2008
Get the Sperm pursemug. A strong and slightly unpleasant smelling variety of Marijuana, so called because it resembles the musty smell of an old persons home. Sometimes referred to as granddads wallet.
by sgt leon December 14, 2009
Get the Grandma's Pursemug.