fit for purpose/fit for use

An odd and politically correct way, used by some elderly IT folks , to say that we want or don't want to use such an IT system in our IT solution.

The fit for purpose connotation describe whether or not this use case was foreseen (even in the wildest imagination of some IT architect inventing the system).

The fit for use connotation describe the fact that the system was implemented so well or so badly that it can/cannot be used.

This global system is fit for purpose/fit for use for us.

This system is neither fit for purpose (it does not cover our requirements) neither fit for use for use (i.e. is badly broken and buggered).

by flyredeagle October 21, 2020

proselyte

To convert (usually to Jewish)

The newly proselyted, bright young cadet was eager to participate in battle.

by Larstait November 14, 2003

For all intensive purposes

Frequently spoken by a complete fucking retard, usually from Alabama, who intends to say "For all intents and purposes".

Not sharking layer 2, for keybros errors in authentication for all intensive purposes renders remedial remediations virtually worthless. Errgo, a waste of your time.

by CorDev November 2, 2009

Purpose

"The beginning of purpose is found in creating something only you understand." - Tyler Joseph

"A kitchen sink to you, is not a kitchen sink to me, okay friend?"

(In which something happened to him that involves a kitchen sink, so therefore that sprouts a purpose for him.)

by .vexation. November 14, 2018

accidentally on purpose

The act of "accidentally" discovering something that was in fact, planned by you ahead of time in order to help you acheive your master plan that you were working for all along.

It was "accidentally on purpose" that DJ found another six pack of beer, just what she needed to seduce the unknowing country boy.

by AKseacode May 10, 2006

purposeful porpoise

an accidental dolphin, but on purpose

I was getting tired of that chick, so i gave her a purposeful porpoise.

by pdxrhino April 27, 2006

by accident on purpose

Purposefully inserting the penis into the female's ass during intercourse. When the unwilling female angrily comments the male responds with "it was an accident."

I rammed my penis "by accident on purpose" into my girlfriends ass.

by Anonymous7777 May 7, 2008