lousiana purchase

The lousina purchase is when you hot glue coins to your dong and stick it in a girl's anal hole. All this is after you light her hair on fire. There is also another version called the screaming louisiana purchase when the same thing is done except you throw her out of a window when your done.

Dude, I pulled a lousiana purchase last night and now the cops are after me. Shit gotta go.

by Ryan McDizzle and T November 10, 2008

purchasement

A thing that Audrey wanes away her life looking up as a word, jsut to proove Chris wrong, but alas... she is unsuccessful because it is a word.

Definition: To buy or barter for a gift

That ugly sweater Audrey is wearing is a TERRIBLE purchasement

by The anti-Audrey October 11, 2006

purchasification

The act of purchasing something stupid

I did some purchasification last week when I bought those 9th edition dictionarys

by Fluffy0069 March 17, 2017

purchase party

A home party where someone hawks pyramid scheme products like candles, lotions, sex toys, or Tupperware. The only reason for the party is to get people to purchase something. When invited to a purchase party by a friend, you might reconsider how much you two have in common and whether you want to continue hanging out.

I don't care if you're selling dildos or Tupperware, I'm not coming to your purchase party.

by AliLO_TheWeez August 3, 2021

Purchuss

Verb: The act of stealing an item

"I just purchussed that event staff jacket!"
"Oh my glumpter! I love that car you just purchussed!"

by Tshchlerky January 9, 2023

Sunny punches

Sunny punches are when people think they’re beast at punching back to back but have weak form with both arms at the sides not fully extending the punch.

He sucks at fighting. He has sunny punches.

by Bolo Yeung February 8, 2020

rolling with the punches

adjusting to difficult events as they happen.

"she never used to talk like that" said Jess
"Am I the only one rolling with the punches here, I like her" replied josephine.

by hermione53 May 25, 2018