Punctuanal

Compound word, punctual+anal=punctuanal:
Used to describe those who are never, ever late, and gain a sense of superiority when you are not on time, even by a small fraction of time.

Sam shows up 20 minutes early to every meeting, just go he can log what time everyone else comes in, that punctuanal fucktard.

by NanaBanana February 7, 2005

Mono-functional settlement

A settlement is where there is only one main industry.

A mono-functional settlement example is a cattle station.

by Kcirvam March 14, 2012

functionale

An alternative noun form of the word "function," often emerging in drunken conversations.

Dude, I don't think that's the proper functionale of that broom stick.

by Matt Dubbya March 22, 2009

Functionally Bent

One who uses recreational (mostly non-addictive) drugs daily while maintaining an otherwise normal life.

During the 1970's, most teenagers lived a functionally bent life while doing drugs every day and attending school under the influence of those substances.

by Corvette4meus August 12, 2009

functional bumble fuck

Someone with great passions and ideas proceeding comfortably through life who doesn't give a rats ass if you disagree.

"He is a functional bumble fuck"

by SmartSuka February 12, 2017

Penationality

The nationality of ones penis

Penationality

"Bby u like sxc Arabic dick "

by Lifeonkepler June 28, 2017

functional strength

Girls that claim they go to the gym because they do Pilates classes and spin. Great for cardio but unable to lift their own body weight. Most girls lack. Will likely get them killed if they encounter a natural disaster. No way of holding on to something, or pulling themselves to safety. Likely to get a man with good functional strength killed by trying to aid the damsel in distress.

I broke my back trying to save that bird from the Tsunami! I thought she said she went to the gym 5 days a week! She’s got no functional strength!

by Uncle-ted April 21, 2018