puerto rican joust

Traditionally the Puerto Rican Joust occurs when two men decide to partake in a dick measuring contest, but lack the necessary instruments needed for comparison. Similar to a game of chicken the two contenders advance towards each other on foot (rather than by automobile) with fully erect penises . Whom ever makes physical contact with the tip of there member and the opponent's abdomen (usually the belly button) is proclaimed to be the victor of the joust. If one of the contestants halts or strays from the path of collision he or she is disqualified and declared to have and/or be a pussy. The use of PDE5 inhibitors e.g. Viagra, Levitra, Cialis, is not prohibited, but strongly frowned upon.After losing a joust, whether physical or mental, injuries often result in post traumatic stress, self mutilation,homicide, banishment and/or suicide.

The most famous puerto rican joust was between popular hip hop star Justin Bieber and eccentric pop star Lady Gaga, the contest was officially declared a tie.

by ScottWeaver December 28, 2010

puberty

What you go through when your aged between 10-18.
Girls grow tits, start their periods and grow pubic hair.
Boys grow pubes and facial hair, their dicks get bigger and they get sperm.

I hate puberty.

by psycho bitch March 14, 2004

Puberific

When something is so bad it is awesome. Generally it is used to describe something embarrassing about one's self, but they are surprisingly proud of it.

I can't believe I am posting the word we made up on Urban Dictionary. That is puberific!

by SirenScreams June 11, 2009

Puer Malus Theory

The psychological phenomenon when one associates a fuckboy's ugly personality with their attractive face, making the fuckboy permanently ugly from that person's eyes.

1 week ago
Ansley: "OMG that boy is SO cute!"
Today
Ansley: "That fuckboy told me that no one should migrate into the US when he's an immigrant himself OMFG he's SO ugly!"
Eduardo: "Yeah remember last week you thought he was cute? That's because of the puer malus theory."

by whowantcookies January 15, 2015

Meles Puer

The Badger Boy - Host badger master of PW - Dan

"Here he comes to save the day! Meles Puer is on his way!"

Meles Puer : SUPERAVIT!!!!!!!!!!

by OjDocs December 12, 2003

party puker

One who always drinks too much and gets sick at parties.

"We can't invite Joe to the party, he is always a party puker!"

by Jesslyn Kelly October 7, 2008

puerto rican shuffle

To switch two lanes on the highway at once.

Shit fool, you almost created an accident trying to pull a puerto rican shuffle

by freeryder March 13, 2009