Puddle Water

A man of dark skin that is so far below the poverty line they use dirty puddle water to wash a stolen bike.

"This nigga was washing his bike of of a fucking puddle,"
"Man that's some real puddle water shit"

by Pretzelguy October 14, 2023

puddle tramp

Nickname that is often applied to a whore that squirts whilst cumming

Dude....sorry I didn't make it over last night, but I was balls deep into a puddle tramp

by Professor of Carnal Knowledge January 1, 2012

puddle-of-dick

The act of being in an extreme state of drunkeness; to stumble around heavily intoxicated mumbling incomprehensivly; To be stooped over in a puddle of your own vomit without the knowlege of your current situation

1)After 10 shots of Jose Cuervo and 5 glasses of scotch on the rocks, Mark ended up as a puddle-of-dick last night.

2)"Dude, check out that puddle-of-dick, no way is he getting it up tonight"

by Brisk! September 18, 2006

Puddle Head

Dumbass kids who wear upside down visors, trying to look cool.

"Hey puddle head....fuck you!"

by Ill Bill December 7, 2003

puddle of cum

The best insult in human history no other insult can match it

Fuck you, you puddle of cum
AW SHIT

by poopyman September 16, 2013

Puddle Slut

SOMEONE WHO FUCKS OTHER PEOPLE FOR DRUG OR MONEY. A NAPPY ASS BITCH LIKE MY HUSBAND S EX

SHERRY WANTED DOPE AND HAD NO MONEY SO THAT NASTY SKANKY PUDDLE SLUT SUCKED MR. CLEANS DICK

by WABBIT TWAKER June 6, 2015

puddle slut

a female that will do ANYTHING for the puddle in the bottom of the bowl.

she is worse than a bag ho, she is a puddle slut.

by Smeed November 6, 2007