Trent: Oh dude I had horrible shits this morning?
Bob: You should get that shit checked out. You don't want it to be delaware puddy.
Trent: Oh yeah that's right, the girl I fucked in the ass last night had AIDS.
Bob: You should get that shit checked out. You don't want it to be delaware puddy.
Trent: Oh yeah that's right, the girl I fucked in the ass last night had AIDS.
by donny from delaware December 17, 2013
Get the delaware puddymug. 
In short, when one Puddy-Puckers they are (with every ounce of their being) attempting to hold in a fart that they are almost positive could result in a hot-liquid-ass explosion, but the attempt fails (usually due to a weakened rectum muscle) and piping hot shart builds a new home in one's britches.
by OfGoodNature July 9, 2014
Get the Puddy Puckermug. by Pizzlej August 8, 2021
Get the dat puddymug. Semen that comes out of the tip of a penis which is so pasty that the girl's crack appears to be puddied shut.
by puddypooper April 13, 2008
Get the penis puddymug. by Jerry309h August 27, 2010
Get the Puddy Tangmug. A person who has no life or people skills.A person who doesn't keep up on all the latest current events or trends.No clue at all about anything.Lives a very simple home body life and doesn't go out much and interact with people.
Alot of young kids would say this about their parents.My father has no clue what its like to be a kid these days.Father,things were much different when i was a kid.My friend who is 58 is a puddy duddy,hes worked just about everyday of his life never going out and socializing.All he has to talk about is his work.He tries to interact with us younger guys and is boring and totally outa touch with things.
by gary_malcontent August 2, 2010
Get the puddy duddymug.