Pubic Meter

A measure of distance similar to a meter, but curled to look like a pube.

Wow... that physics book must be really up to date... it has the conversion factor of 1 pubic cm = 2.12 cm

by Tea Cake April 20, 2004

Pubic

A word often used to describe something gross or bad, but in a comedic context.

"Will Thompson looks so pubic in his cycling gear, fucking twink"
"She's incredibly pubic"
"Oh Louis, you're so pubic"

by Pubey Cock June 11, 2018

Pubic Hair of the Cranium

A term used to decribe the Jonas Brothers' hairstyle, which resembles pubic hair sprouting out of the scalp.

Emily: Nick Jonas totally has pubic hair of the cranium.

Tessa: Don't forget Kevin, too. But not Joe.

Emily: Oh no. He's got more of an Ellen DeGeneres hairdo going on.

by ValGal January 30, 2009

pubic burka

A veil of pubic hair protecting the identity of ones vagina

1. Her pubic burka prevented me from noticing she had herpes.

2. I did not know she was muslim until I took off her pants and saw her pubic burka.

by cmoney55 September 9, 2011

pubic floss

When one wakes up after being teabagged and commences to floss his or her teeth with the pubic hairs left in his or her mouth.

After he was done pubic flossing, he coughed up a furball.

by TimilDeeps November 2, 2003

pubicide

The killing of hundreds of pubic hairs usually by shaving or nair.

Many porn stars practice pubicide.

by lil richard March 4, 2004

Pubic Monkeys

The undefined itchings from an untrimmed and unkempt pubic patch

Haroldes' been scratchin his crotch like he's got pubic monkeys

by Tapio July 16, 2008