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paper pusher

An office worker; one who works in an office and deals with forms and reports all day; one whose work is dull and without meaning.

Office workers deal with a lot of paper -- forms, reports, letters, memos, etc. And some workers simply move all that paper from one place to another, pushing the paper from desktop to drawer and back again.
1) I'm not sure exactly what my brother does, but I know he's a paper pusher at some huge, faceless company.

2) Ted retired to Florida after putting in 30 years as a paper pusher at Greedie Corp.
by VAKI5 May 14, 2005
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PUTHERY

Hot Sweaty Puthery Conditions Would Suggest There May Be A Storm Brewing
by A BROOKES July 20, 2006
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puckered starfish

I poked her in her puckered starfish.
by Anonymous July 28, 2003
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vax pusher

A rotten piece of shit human being who "pushes" vaccine propaganda on people and/or votes for measures to either make vaccination mandatory or spy on medical records of people to see whether or not they're vaccinated to the state's liking. They think of children as "crotch goblins" and they idolize science as if it was God.
Leah is a vax pusher. She yelled at me when I told her we weren't comfortable with 4 shots at once.
by majorsix April 23, 2019
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Pen pusher

(n.) Un-needed, beaureucratic employee not making any difference and hampering efficiency
Our overheads are not to blame for the shortfall, it's those damn pen pushers.


Your government is wasting money on pen pushers.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004
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wood-pusher

A chess term for one who only knows how the pieces move. They do not know any strategy behind these moves.

Relevance: Back in the day, chess pieces were made of wood. To be called a wood-pusher is an insult. It means you know only how the pieces move, and no strategy towards the game of chess at all.
Person 1: Dude, do you really want to play me at chess?

Person 2: Yeah I'm really good!

(Person 1 defeats Person 2 easily, without even having to think.)

Person 1: Man, despite all that yang talk, you're just another wood-pusher.
by ChessWizard June 14, 2010
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Pucker Factor

The pucker factor is a scale by which someone can assign a numerical value,from one to ten,to an occurance or encounter that frightens or terrifies.
This describes the level of reaction of the sphincter during times of crisis.
NOTE:A Pucker Factor of 10 can only be truly achieved upon death or dismemberment.
"G'damn dwarf came up on me in the dark,I thought it was that mean-ass dog for a second,gave me a pucker factor of bout 5.9"
NOTE: This happened to me recently.

"HOLY SHIT,that dude parachuted into a GAWDAMN ALLIGATOR FARM!"
NOTE:There is little doubt the parrachutist reached a PF of 10 easily,perhaps the entire way down.
by CrowTard April 16, 2006
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