Cataclysmic puddle pimp event

A crew of people attempting to approach to hurt or harm a puddle pimp their whole crew will get done by one fella, cataclysmic puddle pimp event

My crew attempted to strike the puddle pimp and that only caused a cataclysmic puddle pimp event woe!

by Puddle Pimp Perez June 11, 2021

Die in a puddle

An insult simultaneously telling someone they're short enough to die in a puddle while telling them to KYS

Person 1- *scares person 2
Person 2- "Go die in a puddle

by Derpman1256 March 11, 2017

pussy puddle

the juices left on a surface after a woman has been sexually excited and her vaginal secretions oozed through her clothing

Dude, i was makin out with that chick on your couch and she left a pussy puddle on the cushion.

by the_blind_owl February 22, 2010

Puddle Pirates

Any member of the US Coast Guard. Used because the Coast Guard doesn't operate in deep water; usually close to the shore and in lake and rivers.

Why must you be 6'6'' to join the puddle pirates? If your boat sinks, you can walk to shore.

by mighty mighty SEALtone August 30, 2013

nigga puddle

A nigger puddle is any puddle found containing the remains of a black man having been shot or stabbed. They often are red with blood and usually contain an unidentifiable black man without his wallet or shoes. These puddles are often the results of a drive by or murder by opposing gangs.

I was walking down the street smoking weed, and when I looked down I was hardly startled by the nigga puddle beneath me.

by mysteriousnesss November 5, 2009

Panty Puddles

Panty puddles are...1) The result of the best foreplay known to man, or woman; 2) Evidence that she wants a penis inserted; 3) A sign that no lubrication will be necessary.

A nice car, 10 inch dick, and ability to play basketball increase the saturation of the panties.

"Man, I got her so wet, I could see her panty puddles through her jeans."

"I washed my jeans four times, but I still can't get rid of those damn panty puddle stains."

by Pompy April 12, 2007

love puddle

when jizz/semen is "spilt" on the floor

oh man i gotta go and hurry up i left a huge love puddle downstairs lastnight

by kevin barry May 13, 2006