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Proto

A white Scandinavian.

Origins form when imegrants came to Scandinavia and they started calling the white people potatoes.

Now white Scandinavians use the word proto on them self, a friend or a stereotypical Scandinavian.

White Scandinavians often get offended when people who are not white call them a protos.

White people often replace the word n***ga with proto when performing a rap lyric.
To man. You ma fav proto
by Mikelthegalan July 24, 2018
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Proto

Person 1: ima go talk to proto
Person 2: pls me to i wanna talk to the chad
by A chad persona August 13, 2021
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Proto

The mascot of Protogent, an "antivirus" company or some shit idk
"Security my ass" "With 20% lesse staff, the company is complete sh**!"
- Proto Gent, 2018
by alter_ego_=7 May 14, 2022
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Proto-god

1. An unknown god (who isn't in mythology).

2. A being who is about to become a god or trying to become one.

3. The god from a culture that gods from other cultures originated from, (e.g. The Proto-Indo-European Sky God, Deus Pater from which Zeus originated).
'Dionysus used to be a proto-god when he was just a demigod, because he later became a god.'
by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 6, 2022
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Proto-Divorce

Noun:
When a marriage ends during the wedding due to terrible circumstances.
Jerry: WHAT HAPPENED?
Kelly: I punched his dad.
Jerry: So you're not getting married, then.
Kelly: Yes, it's a Proto-Divorce.
by Cromwelle October 7, 2022
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honourable macro protos

Starcraft II term for a protos player who plays mainly macro games. They fell disgust for any kind of shady strategy like all-ins or proxy buildings.
by Salwin March 18, 2024
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Proto-Galactic

An evolved form of English spoken around the year 2500 AD, known for its zenigmatic flow, spiritual undertones, connection to nature and phonetic transformations. It blends elisions, vowel shifts, and resonance-driven modifications to create a language both ethereal and enigmatic.

Proto-Galactic’s enigmatic nature means that even simple, everyday phrases can be transformed into something musically mysterious. For example, while the standard phrase might be “walk in a park,” a Proto-Galactic speaker might render it as:

“þrü leäfzz wi müv a hïdd’n soün.”

Here’s what makes this transformation special:
• Phonetic Play: The sounds are shifted and elided—notice how “þrü” suggests “through” or “tread,” and “leäfzz” invokes a natural, organic quality reminiscent of leaves or paths.
• Enigmatic Layer: Rather than stating the command directly, the phrase hints at a journey or a movement through a hidden, perhaps sacred, natural space—much like a park becomes a realm of subtle mystery.
• Zenigmatic Aesthetic: By altering the phonetics and structure, the phrase encapsulates the overall Zenigmatic vibe—a blend of Zen-like calm and enigma. It’s not just about the literal meaning, but about evoking a mood or state of mind.
The proto-galactic language is the most commonly spoken language in the galactic empire and has evolved over the 22nd through the 25th centuries as humanity began expanding through interstellar space and settled various planets, and it also has various dialects spoken across various planets with the Arianan or Imperial dialect bring the most widespread.

In Proto-Galactic speech, such transformations invite listeners to engage with the language on a sensory and emotional level, turning even a simple walk into a journey through mystery and mindfulness.

Below are ten example sentences written in the Proto‐Galactic language and capture its enigmatic, zenigmatic flavor—each paired with its everyday English meaning:
1. “þrü leäfzz wi müv a hïdd’n soün.”
(Walk in a park.)
2. “sït’ïn on a shïll bënkh.”
(Sit on a chill bench.)
3. “drïft’ïn övër a slëp’n strëäm.”
(Drift along a silent stream.)
4. “rïz’ïn in thë shïn’ïn dän.”
(Rise into the shining dawn.)
5. “glïd’ïn thrü a vëlvët fôrest.”
(Glide through a velvet forest.)
6. “müv’ïn wïth sälën’ïn sölf mïnd.”
(Move with a silent, soulful mind.)
7. “wänd’ïn thrü a shïld’st gärd’n.”
(Wander through a child’s garden.)
8. “explör’ïn thë kösmïk horïzën.”
(Explore the cosmic horizon.)
9. “rës’tïn in öur havën.”
(Rest in our haven.)
10. “exhæl’ïn öur shïll rësönänzz.”
(Exhale our chill resonance.)
by ZenigmaSeeker March 11, 2025
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