PROTEIN MUFFIN

After a man shoots his load all over a womens clit, she makes him eat it.

After Matt shot his load all over Jenn's twat,she insisted he eat her protein muffin.

by proteinxxx October 15, 2008

protein spill

Any bodily fluid that reqires clean up such as vomit, urine, blood, feces. This term is used most often in theme parks.

Nicole: "Hey Thomas, we've got another protein spill in the third car!"
Patty: "God, if I have to clean up another pound of upchucked popcorn I'm gonna quit!"

by Nicole Joy August 1, 2007

the lady doth protest too much

When somebody keeps denying something to the point where you start to think they actually did it

From Hamlet

"I never borrow your clothes. I have enough of my own clothes that I would never take from your closet... You would know if I borrowed them"

"the lady doth protest too much... Why would you be so passionately denying something you weren't accused of"

by Nobody9 November 10, 2013

fridge protector

Someone who relentlessly protects the fridge at all cost

"Aye Cedric you see that big ass fridge protector over there"

by Tsavage901 October 5, 2017

Pocket Protector

A plastic shieve inserted in one's shirt pocket to prevent pens from leaking and staining the shirt.
As far as i am aware it was invented in the US, and never exported to the rest of the world.
Not popular anymore, even among geeks

Yo, jigga whats wit the pocket protector?
I keep my dust in there, bro

by Nerg June 7, 2004

protein shot

A shot of jizz in the mouth.

Sara is a vegan but I keep her on a balanced diet with daily protein shots and hot beef injections.

by Nick D November 3, 2005

Hong Kong Protesters

The bravest people in the world. They are armed with nothing more than molotov cocktails but have to face off against an array of lethal weapons

Dude, the Hong Kong Protesters are braver than our army!

by LiberateHKRevolutionOfOurTimes December 31, 2019