Skip to main content

Portage

Noun : A fancy word that means, "Guess what? You're going to have to fucking carry your boat!"
After we paddle across this lake there's a portage to the river.
by onehandcrabbing January 28, 2012
mugGet the Portage mug.

Portage la Prairie

The third-largest city in Manitoba, "Portage la Prairie" is French for "pee stop between Winnipeg and Brandon". The main attractions include the world's largest Coke can in the back of the Canadian Tire parking lot and a gigantic spotlight that's used to blind passing pilots on the roof of the hotel next to the giant Coke can.

Portage is most well-known for the money sink affectionately known as the PCU Centre. Just like in Monty Python's Holy Grail, the city council decided to build the PCU Centre in a swamp on Island Park; it's currently sinking and buckling, which is why the pool keeps leaking and closing down. When there's an event at the PCU Centre it takes approximately six hours to leave the island because the only exit is guarded by a ferocious 4-way stop. This could be solved with a traffic light but city council has to spend everyone's tax dollars paying the loans on the building instead.

Portage also has an event known as the Potato Festival, a celebration of the most boring vegetable known to man. It used to be the Strawberry Festival but that was deemed too fun. This change was likely effected by the people in the "good" part of town seeking an outlet for their rage because they live downwind from a sewage treatment plant on the south side of the TransCanada Highway.
Oh man, it's another hour and a half to Brandon! Let's stop for a leak in Portage la Prairie!
by detartrated April 17, 2011
mugGet the Portage la Prairie mug.

porta-wop

A person of both portugese and italian descent.
Yo, That porta-wop bitch is off da chain!
by Jag June 19, 2006
mugGet the porta-wop mug.

Portal Slap

Killing an enemy (i.e. Halo 2) using a portal.
Dude, I just portal slapped that bitch.
by *xXx* April 4, 2007
mugGet the Portal Slap mug.

Porta Potty Thot

The level of thottiness that a hoe reaches when she commits an unholy act in an unconventional place just because the person has any type of clout.
Guy #1: Hey you heard Emily sucked off Brad in a porta potty?
Guy #2: Yeah she’s a big porta potty thot!
by Bay Babe January 23, 2020
mugGet the Porta Potty Thot mug.

dubai porta parties

Western girls (pornstars and IG models mostly) are flown into Dubai for the purpose of being gangbanged by many Arab men. At these parties the men will DP and GB the girls and sometimes make the girls have sex with animals or the men will defecate on the girls (hence the porta potty aspect). After the parties the girls will go home with $50-75k for the few days work.
Mary loves Dubai Porta Parties, for just 3 days work she can buy a new car.
by Sukmukdick July 21, 2018
mugGet the dubai porta parties mug.

portable chicken

A rotisserie chicken in a package with a handle on it that you can take with you anywhere.
A rotisserie chicken you buy at the grocery store -- making it a portable chicken.
by Mlister April 13, 2014
mugGet the portable chicken mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email