idiot proof

An item that is so insanely easy that even people who's IQ's are surpassed by those of rocks can still understand how to use it.
If something is idiot proof; to make it it impossible to mess up or misuse.

Dude, did you hear they made an idiot proof knife?
Yeah, but it turns somebody made a better idiot, so there were a few injuries. . .

by Slatte December 8, 2006

80 proof

40 percent alcohol in liquor

cognac, most regular vodka, tequila, whisky, brandy and rum are 80 proof

by joshua001 March 12, 2007

pfoomf

acronym for: Poopy Fat Old Ogre-like Mother F***ers. used on AIM to make fun of someone, usually a loser so they won't understand what you're saying.

dude, those guys are suck a pack of pfoomf.
i know, they bug me so much.

by Sir Callahan February 13, 2007

pinner proof

To set a machine tool to high standards.
Usually associated with grinding machines.
A way of setting a machine so that it is idiot proof.

Darn... that machine was not set pinner proof and now its on maintenance.

by afghani September 21, 2006

stoner proof

an object that you simply cannot pass when stoned.

lewis: joe hurry up, climb over that rope

Joe: dude i cant, it's like totally stoner proof

by squinty red eyes February 17, 2008

Proofs

You need these to prove an accusation to be true. Proofs must be physical, and witnesses are NOT proofs.

Dude 1: "Your breath smells so bad! Brush your teeth!"
Dude 2: "My breath smells great, you have no proofs!"
Dude 1: "Literally everyone can smell your bad breath! There are so many witnesses."
Dude 2: "UM, WITNESSES ARE NOT PROOFS!"

by NoYouMan May 10, 2017

PROOMA

Said "p-room-ah" stands for Pulled Right Out Of My Ass.

This is a form of data used by business professionals, collage professors and high-school students alike.

Often referred to as though it is a data collection organization.

"Using the latest PROOMA data we believe that the Iraq war is going well"

by Rohny May 19, 2008