poonster

some retarded way of saying pornstar

guy #1 what's a poonster

guy #2 its not a fucking word you just say it for no reason

by Robloxgamer6969 March 3, 2019

Poonswindle

Verb: The act of a woman blackmailing or bribing someone to do or not to do something by threatening to withhold sex.

If he doesn't want to meet your parents just poonswindle him.
I didn't want to go shopping with her but she poonswindled me.

She said I could go fishing or have sex, I didn't let her poonswindle me.

by Mahlachi May 1, 2021

Phonsty

Phonsty (adjective) is a combination of the two words “phone” and “thirsty”. Someone becomes phonsty when they spend a large amount of time without using their smart phone, typically hours. They become thirsty for smart content that they can access with their phones such as messages, YouTube/Tiktok videos, photos on Instagram etc.

Have you seen my phone? I was out for a run and now I am phonsty.

by cleverneverever January 30, 2023

Pronstar

1. A new age pornographer who predominantly updates and or distributes their "goods" and merchandise using the internet.

2. A pornstar who has gained his or her fame or at least notoriety primarily from their internet following.

(2)Sola Aoi was known best in Japan as a Japan AV Idol. The majority of her new fans are from abroad thanks to the internet distribution and file sharing of her works, deeming her a Pronstar.

by Dr.Libido July 9, 2006

Ponse

A piss-poor attempt at spelling ponce.

A wannabe gangsta big radio ponse

by It's All About The Grammar February 16, 2005

lele pons comedy

A form of comedy that is fucking shit you have to be a 40 year old or a 9 year old to find that bullshit funny.

friend:knock knock.

me:take your lele pons comedy away your killing my vibes you fucking idiot.

by shutthefuckupkid April 30, 2020

Ponse

pretentious twat

Matt wrote in his music essay, 'when one listens to romantic music, one can't help but be taken in to it's flowing, expressive bijoux'. Harry says to matt, 'you ponse Matt, you utter ponse'. Matt is indulging in some ponsery

by Haziloolicus June 5, 2010