Motivationally procrastinating

When you procrastinate doing a task so you can get your morale sufficiently up to do it.

*sarah watching TV*
Iris: What are you doing?? You're behind on so much homework!
Sarah: I'm motivationally procrastinating

by potatsareyummy May 17, 2021

Procrastinoting

During a class in which you find boring, when your teacher is writing stuff on the board and telling you to write notes, you ignore him and daydream or doodle

Guy 1: Hey man i dont understand the Geometry, can i borrow your notes?

Guy2: Sure, here you go

Guy1: Dude wtf, all i see is pictures of Godzilla fighting Batman

Guy2: Sorry, i have a bad case of procrastinoting

by XxxUrbanManiacXxx October 9, 2011

Procranstonating

Like procrastinating but in this variation one spends their time surfing the web reading things about Bryan Cranston and all things Breaking Bad.

Mike: "Hey why are you reading a recap of last nights's Breaking Bad episode? Shouldn't you be studying?"
Chris: "Don't bother me man, I'm procranstonating."

by crd637 November 18, 2013

Procrastibating

Masturbating while procrastinating.

I did not get much study done today because I was procrastibating.

by Jabbing May 2, 2014

Procrackstinating

When you're on "crack-time" and preoccupied with everything other than the task at hand whilst high on methamphetamine.

Julie, clean the apartment, you're procrackstinating

by SunnyLimlim July 29, 2017

Procrastinuting

1. To want to nut, but getting distracted by other things or putting it off.
2. Another form of procrastination, only now you are masterbating instead of doing something else

I'm such a procrastinuting person when it comes to writing emails.

by The silent bun7 February 6, 2019

Procrapinating

Procrapinating (verb): An avoidance tool used by expert procrastinators where one quickly excuses themselves to the bathroom and remains there for an extended period of time (usually with a screen in hand), hoping that when they re-emerge, the task is already completed and/or their assistance is no longer needed.

Me: Ok guys, it’s tidy up time!

Nico: I gotta poop!

Me: Sorry dood, Mateo’s already in there procrapinating.

Example 2:

Jamie: It’s excellent!! You should send it to the urban dictionary.

Me: Just let me drop this deuce first.

by Loveleedae May 30, 2020