pl. pretenemies
similar in origin to the word frenemies, a pretenemy is a complex relationship in which one (or both) parties pretend to hate eachother either due to social standards or for monetary gain.
similar in origin to the word frenemies, a pretenemy is a complex relationship in which one (or both) parties pretend to hate eachother either due to social standards or for monetary gain.
by ahryc January 17, 2009
Get the pretenemy mug.A child between ages 10-12 who are beginning some of the early stages of puberty. The scrotum-suckers that posted definitions intending to offend preteens are unbearably hypocritical (because you're acting just like the stereotype that you described) and flat-out ageists. Some of them are actually decent people. But then there's also the stereotypically-described type, but that doesn't mean we should cuss their ears off.
Preteen: (comes home from school)
(random stranger walks by and sees the preteen)
Stranger: Eat meh ballz firking pretten olololololololololol
Preteen: (mutters insults such as "hypocrite" and "ageist".
(random stranger walks by and sees the preteen)
Stranger: Eat meh ballz firking pretten olololololololololol
Preteen: (mutters insults such as "hypocrite" and "ageist".
by Poster of a Definition May 22, 2010
Get the Preteen mug.The ages 9-13.
Not all preteens act like immature retards, their are actually a lot of normal preteens. The definitions on the word "preteen" just disgust me. People are really judgmental!
I'm 10 years old and I dnt talk liek dis. I actually use proper grammar. I only act like a retard and laugh at stupid things when I'm around my BFF's. That's because I'm not afraid to be myself.
I never watch Disney Channel (And that doesn't mean I watch MTV instead), mainly because the shows are just.... corrupting and they teach little kids to act like sluts. Miley Cyrus for example.
My favorite "band" isn't the Jonas Brothers, my favorite band is MUSE, and that's my opinion.
You don't always have to follow a trend. But if you seriously feel like you have to, follow this one:
BE YOURSELF.
Not all preteens act like immature retards, their are actually a lot of normal preteens. The definitions on the word "preteen" just disgust me. People are really judgmental!
I'm 10 years old and I dnt talk liek dis. I actually use proper grammar. I only act like a retard and laugh at stupid things when I'm around my BFF's. That's because I'm not afraid to be myself.
I never watch Disney Channel (And that doesn't mean I watch MTV instead), mainly because the shows are just.... corrupting and they teach little kids to act like sluts. Miley Cyrus for example.
My favorite "band" isn't the Jonas Brothers, my favorite band is MUSE, and that's my opinion.
You don't always have to follow a trend. But if you seriously feel like you have to, follow this one:
BE YOURSELF.
Teen 1: Haha, look at that little retarded 10 year old!
Teen 2: I bet she has a million Justin Bieber shirts in her closet but she doesn't want to wear one to the mall because she want's to act "cool".
Teen 3: There's some normal preteens.... You know that right?
Teen 1: What did you just say??
Teen 3: Excuse me, I said, She might be normal, she might not be following trends, she might not watch Disney Channel every night, she might just be NORMAL. Not like you.
Teen 2: We're not hanging out with you anymore... you're acting like a preteen.
Teen 3: Good. I'll find some friends that aren't so judgmental.
Teen 2: I bet she has a million Justin Bieber shirts in her closet but she doesn't want to wear one to the mall because she want's to act "cool".
Teen 3: There's some normal preteens.... You know that right?
Teen 1: What did you just say??
Teen 3: Excuse me, I said, She might be normal, she might not be following trends, she might not watch Disney Channel every night, she might just be NORMAL. Not like you.
Teen 2: We're not hanging out with you anymore... you're acting like a preteen.
Teen 3: Good. I'll find some friends that aren't so judgmental.
by UndisclosedDesire August 29, 2011
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Get the pretender mug.When Ryan Mayle acts like he is listening but really he is focused on other things... Generally he just yups, and yeahs a person while they are speaking. Quite possibly and more than likely, he is thinking about the future Petty Officer Mayle or tater tots.
by Queen Neptune July 29, 2014
Get the pretend listening mug.A preteen is a person aged around nine to thirteen. We're stereotyped to be ignorant little asshole wannabe teenagers who smear glitter all over our faces, follow trends for the sake of being "popular", faint at the mention of anything Disney related, and LyKeE tYpErSsS lYkE DiZZZZ hahah :.
I honestly think it's immature and judgmental to assume that we all share this personality, because there are many sensible and intelligent preteens. Though some of my best friends do act like the definition above. Pretty unfortunate but I still love them. :)
I honestly think it's immature and judgmental to assume that we all share this personality, because there are many sensible and intelligent preteens. Though some of my best friends do act like the definition above. Pretty unfortunate but I still love them. :)
Teen 1~ Ew, look at that stupid tween. She thinks she's sooooo cool but she's really not. I bet she's obsessed with the "Jo Bros". Yuck.
Teen 2~ Omg, I knoww right?? What a loser.
Teen 3~ Uh, guys that preteen can't really help her age. I bet she's a nice person.
Teen 1 + 2~ Wtf?
Teen 2~ Omg, I knoww right?? What a loser.
Teen 3~ Uh, guys that preteen can't really help her age. I bet she's a nice person.
Teen 1 + 2~ Wtf?
by stephh<3 April 17, 2009
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by T Hizzle May 2, 2005
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