anal pretzel

- A sexual position in which the two parters wrap their legs around each other so that both faces are facing the anus of the other partner.

-Dude! Zoe is such a freak, she asked me to do the anal pretzel last night.

by Swag Fag College of Slang May 25, 2016

Ugandan Pretzel knot

When you dislocate all of your partners limbs and tie them together. after that you cover him/her with shit and fuck hem/hers dead body

I’m going to Ugandan pretzel knot your cat

by Brown5inobi January 17, 2020

I'll stick a pretzel in your Urethra

"Yes and I appreciate you as a person and your opinions are valid"

"These pretzels are good in the curry dip!"
"I'll stick a pretzel in your urethra"

by Vennificus November 18, 2018

The Iraqi Pretzel

The act of putting on a turban, putting both legs behind your head and shitting on the face of your lover, while screaming the Iraqi National anthem and cutting off her head.

“Hey how were things with Susan last night “
“Great I gave her the Iraqi pretzel”
“Wow I bet that was messy”

by Mrtickleman October 3, 2019

Tampa Bay Salted Pretzel

While engaged in Anal sex on a beach the man pulls his penis out of the girls ass rubs it in the sand and shoves it back in her ass.

John gave her a Tampa Bay salted pretzel on the beach last night. That will teach her not to back talk him.

by pho_phizzat June 11, 2008

bionic-pretzel

when you wrap your ankles above your head and shit in a sock while yelling at your son about his shitty grades in school

mr. dale performed a "bionic-pretzel" and then shit a brick when he saw the poor boys' grades...thus leaving shit stains all over the ceiling and kitchen counter...kenchen is asian

by big&hairy potatoes February 4, 2009

yannick pretzel

A yannick pretzel is a negitive kegel. Which would be the full loosening of the pelvic area, that would aide in the man not cumming as quickly.

(Kegel being an exercise designed to strengthen the muscles of the pelvic area which improves vaginal muscle tone,sexual response, and limits involuntary urine.)

Man: Can we use a condom so I don't jizz as fast?

Woman: Oh, don't worry. Before you are about to cum pinch me and i'll do the yannick pretzel.

by BonitaBunny December 9, 2009