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presidential homer

a real fucking blow job, one choking on your shaft to the tune of Yankee doodle dandy, on tonguing the balls and massaging the thigh, and one with her fingers in the ass. Swallowing is neccessary, so dont spit it out
girl 1- i really love my boyfriend, will you guys help me give him a presidential homer?

girls 2+3- fuck yeah!
presidential homer by ultimo March 9, 2005

Presidential Debate 

A presidentila debate is a debate between two most-likely presidenttial candidates. The objest of a debate like this, is to have the best lies, how many lies you have, and the efficiency of your lies.
This year, Hilary Clinton clearly lied 10 times better than Barack Obama. Therefore she won this years Presidential Debate.

Presidential Alert 

1:
The President known as Donald J. Duck invading privacy!

2:
Trump.

3:
Something very frightening that scared a lot of U.S. citizens

4.
A nationwide pandemic (across the united states)
Damn, the President is truly talented at scaring a lot of people, now all he has to do is send out a Presidential Alert!

presidential comb over

When the president deals with a problem by sweeping it under the rug.
Trump is dealing with the problem of his ties to Russia by giving it a presidential comb over.
Word of the Day on March 19, 2017

PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT 

When a sitting US President is attacking the mental health of his nation.
Trump's actions while in office amount to Presidential Harassment.

presidential decision 

Fixing something is a cheap way. in other words nigger rigging something.
My headlight went out on my car so I made a presidential decision and taped a flashlight to it.
presidential decision by Bigphil76 October 18, 2009