When the person behind you in traffic changes lanes and accelerates to pass only to find that there is not enough room and they have to get back in line.
Driver: Did you see that guy try to pass me? He had to slow down and get back in line.
Passenger: Yeah, that was a case of premature acceleration.
Passenger: Yeah, that was a case of premature acceleration.
by Morgore December 18, 2008
Get the premature acceleration mug.When one person in a relationship thinks the other is going to break up with them they decide to dump the other first. Except the person never had intentions of dumping the other and now there are huge regrets. They acted in haste, and had Premature Edumpulation
Hey man what happened with you and Mary?
OH we got in a fight and out of nowhere she dumped me!
Wow that's crazy dude, were you going to break up with her or something?
NO, we just had a fight and now she TOTALLY is regretting dumping me
Ohhh. Yeah, typical woman. She wanted to dump YOU before she got dumped herself! She had premature edumpulation.
OH we got in a fight and out of nowhere she dumped me!
Wow that's crazy dude, were you going to break up with her or something?
NO, we just had a fight and now she TOTALLY is regretting dumping me
Ohhh. Yeah, typical woman. She wanted to dump YOU before she got dumped herself! She had premature edumpulation.
by Proper Modulation October 20, 2016
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Used to describe Jeff Bezos the day (July 20, 2021) he took his first commercial flight into space too early. King of Amazon may have had eyes on the wings and astronaut title but he didn't meet the requirements. The Federal Aviation Administration chose that same day to update the requirements to join the ranks of astronaut. It was the first major change to the rules since 2004. Turns out Jeff didn't get his wings or title due to not meeting one requirement. He only got a $5.5 billion honorary title and only 4 minutes in space. Gee, that was fast. Just one more day and he could have known what to do to qualify. Well played FAA. Savage af.
Being a premature space-u-later caused Jeff Bezos his space wings and the right to call himself a astronaut.
by OG_Epimetheus July 25, 2021
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Get the Palm Colored Predator mug.A overly possessive girl that seeks (or hunts) a guy (or prey) and gets pregnant from him just so she can use it as an excuse to stay with (or keep) him forever. Sometimes, the target male doesn't necessarily have to be the child's father.
Bob: Man, Hilary is so hot and awesome and I think she likes me, I'm totally going for it.
David: Dude, you gotta be careful around her, she's a total pregator.
David: Dude, you gotta be careful around her, she's a total pregator.
by medicalmechanica October 23, 2012
Get the Pregator mug.The movie that all but destroyed the Alien and Predator movie franchises. Released in 2004 by 20th Century Fox and was directed by Paul W.S. Anderson, resident video-game adaptation hack. Follows a group of humans as they run around a pyramid for an hour, getting killed off one by one, until the only woman left alive, Alexa Woods, teams up with the Predator, and the movie suddenly changes from a sci-fi movie to a buddy flick.
by crazyrabbits May 9, 2005
Get the Alien Vs. Predator mug.Premature emailulation has been a real problem for me since switching to gmail. That send key keeps getting pressed.
I was writing an apology letter to Carol and prematurely emailulated right in the middle of a sentence. It was really embarassing.
I was writing an apology letter to Carol and prematurely emailulated right in the middle of a sentence. It was really embarassing.
by maxkeepsitreal1 January 12, 2007
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