Procasterbate

To pleasure yourself in an unhuman nature

I had a paper due but i was to busy procasterbate last night

by Pornstar29 June 14, 2010

Prepster

Hi tops tongue out, acid wash tapered leg, short-sleeve button-up print with one to many buttons undone, long crew cut with stiff gel, swatch watch

preppy boy swag, hey!

surf prep

ivy surf

Kelly K. says to her friend Jess S. "Look at that hot guy, he looks like he just walked out of a JC Penney magazine."

Z.M. walks over and says "I noticed you ladies eyeing me, if you must know I only wear Arizona jeans."

He walks away slinging his jean jacket over his shoulder like he just left a Canadian wedding.

Jess S. says "Oh my gosh, he is the preppiest prepster I've ever seen."

Z.M. stops to let out a fart and looks around to see if anybody heard.

The girls, oblivious to his flatulence, blush thinking about how deeply embedded his jeans are into his ass.

e.g. Zack Morris (SBTB) = prepster

by dubedge July 19, 2012

Prepsterdom

Noun. The state of being preppy.

Pink and green grosgrain ribbons are a hallmark of prepsterdom.

by Prep Project April 6, 2010

stefon preister

cut your damn hair

by Anonymous March 31, 2003

Prepster

Half prep and half gangster.

Kelly you are not a gangster you are a prepster.

by Patrick April 21, 2005

Prepster

A culturally confused individual. The most common example is a person who wears Abercrombie&Fitch brand clothes, and yet manages to sag their pants, wear their hats sideways and talk ghetto. In essence, a socially awkward tool.

Guy #1: "Ayo! Both my parents are lawyers and we own a huge house, and I'm thirteen, but I'm still hood yo!"
Guy #2: "Oh my God, shut the fuck up. You're not hood, you're just a Prepster."

by Dan Pierce2 October 20, 2009

Procasturbate

The act of delaying an orgasm whilst masturbating.

I could have came immediately but I procasturbated to savor the climax.

by Cow Boi March 7, 2018