Gary: "Hey, Ash! There's a wild Porygon over by Mr. Wilson's house! You should go catch it!"
Ash: "Aww yeah! ... Wait, I can't login to Pokémon Go! The servers must be down! Shit!"
Gary: "AH HA HA HA!!! You just got Pokéserved, bitch!!! Ima go fuck your bitch naw!!!"
Ash: "Aww yeah! ... Wait, I can't login to Pokémon Go! The servers must be down! Shit!"
Gary: "AH HA HA HA!!! You just got Pokéserved, bitch!!! Ima go fuck your bitch naw!!!"
by k795 July 27, 2016
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It means basicly that your so high from smoking weed that you dont even know whats happening around you.
Eks nou so poes toe gerook that ek eenvoudig nie meer weer wat the poes aan gaan nie.
Jou oe sal dan die kleur wees van die duiwel se ballas. Of iemand sal se jou oe lyk soos poeskaste.
Afrikaans
It means basicly that your so high from smoking weed that you dont even know whats happening around you.
Eks nou so poes toe gerook that ek eenvoudig nie meer weer wat the poes aan gaan nie.
Jou oe sal dan die kleur wees van die duiwel se ballas. Of iemand sal se jou oe lyk soos poeskaste.
by Eksnetpoeshoog January 7, 2017
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Potest non prohibite amandum (PNPA
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by neonyziee December 5, 2019
Get the Poesy mug.Fred Poeser is a strict taker of the phones. A round fella for sure but all and all lovable. If you come across a Fred Poeser don't let him see your phone, he WILL take it away. He is a lover of guppies and keeps pigeons in his attic. He is a flannel enthusiast and will occasionally say hello. He has beautiful silver locks which he will let down on the special day. If he walks by it will smell like fish or guppy feed, so hold your nose.
If you shoot a Fred Poeser then a bird will fly out of the bullet hole so don't shoot him.
If you shoot a Fred Poeser then a bird will fly out of the bullet hole so don't shoot him.
Person 1: Hey is that Fred Poeser?
Person 2: Dawg put your phone away
Person 1: Oh dear god! What's that fish smell?
Person 2: Dude, it's Poeser, he flushed his guppy down the toilet.
Person 3: But which one?
Poeser (suddenly behind them) : All of them! And now give me all your phones!
Person 2: Dawg put your phone away
Person 1: Oh dear god! What's that fish smell?
Person 2: Dude, it's Poeser, he flushed his guppy down the toilet.
Person 3: But which one?
Poeser (suddenly behind them) : All of them! And now give me all your phones!
by Phymon May 6, 2018
Get the Fred Poeser mug.1. Phrase used to personify either attractive, or unattractive females who smoke cigarettes.
a. It is a proven fact that women who partake in the indulgences of tobacco products will most likely do the same with sexual intercourse.
b. Women who do not smoke are more likely to not have as many sexual encounters as those who do smoke.
a. It is a proven fact that women who partake in the indulgences of tobacco products will most likely do the same with sexual intercourse.
b. Women who do not smoke are more likely to not have as many sexual encounters as those who do smoke.
Biggs: Hey look over your left shoulder at that chick in the red.
Barker: (looks) Yeah man-- go say what's up.
Biggs: Hell yeah man, she's lighting up?
Barker: Are you into smokers now?
Biggs: Nah man, if she smokes...she pokes.
Barker: (looks) Yeah man-- go say what's up.
Biggs: Hell yeah man, she's lighting up?
Barker: Are you into smokers now?
Biggs: Nah man, if she smokes...she pokes.
by heybarker October 16, 2008
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