When someone's actions are that soft that a pensioner's soft/runny stool holds more merit then their character and actions.
Worker A: Did you see old mate couldn't even lift a sandbag.
Worker B: Don't worry that cunt is as soft as a pensioner's turd, I have lost all hope with them.
Worker B: Don't worry that cunt is as soft as a pensioner's turd, I have lost all hope with them.
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Person 3"He did a charnocks little pension."
Person 2:"unlucky man."
Person 2:"why"
Person 3"He did a charnocks little pension."
Person 2:"unlucky man."
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Usually shortened to TJPL while speaking or in chat as well.
Translates in English to: Let tension go and take pension.
Typically used by Hindi or Urdu speaking millenials to diffuse a situation whenever the conversation is becoming stressful. It is used by the speaker to let the subject know that there is no need to stress and that the future will take care of everything and the stress will go away.
Translates in English to: Let tension go and take pension.
Typically used by Hindi or Urdu speaking millenials to diffuse a situation whenever the conversation is becoming stressful. It is used by the speaker to let the subject know that there is no need to stress and that the future will take care of everything and the stress will go away.
A: 'Bhai sutta chhodna hai, gym me performance kharab horahi hai and din ke dabbe fookne lagg gaya hu'
B: 'Abey, chill kar, Tension jaaye pension lene, tu puff maarke pass kar.'
B: 'Abey, chill kar, Tension jaaye pension lene, tu puff maarke pass kar.'
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