pomf

abbreviation for "poop on my face".

It started as a phrase said in times of exasperation between two friends in a suburban area of upstate new york. Since then, it has spread like the swine flu. It can be seen sported on t-shirts worn by only the coolest high school students.

Person one: Ughhhhhhhhh I have to study for an AP test. POMF!
Person two: aw man, yes, POYF!

by dontpomf January 2, 2010

posm

owned by cg

immigrant>posm

by Anonymous July 5, 2003

PSMFBs

Post Some Mother Fucking Boobies, used on message forums, encouraging other members to post pictures of women.

Hey dude, why don't you PSMFBs!

by RSXE December 29, 2008

POMF

Pissed Off Mother Fucker

Tom: Your brother must have been a POMF once you spent his money on candy

by Flying_Guillotine January 26, 2017

Posify

To pretend to care about what someone else is listening to on any online music website in order to appear cool or desireable because you want to have sex with them regardless of their horrible taste in music.

Becky to Sara : Antoine keeps sending me Insane clown Posse songs

Sara:you call those songs?

Becky- I hear you, but I'll posify as long as he doesn't play it when he's munching my carpet.

by Sheazona Mission February 4, 2013

National Pomf Day

A day where all the pomfs (for people who don't know, just very fluffy furries or fluffy in general) get together and celebrate being a pomf and spread the happiness to others around them. This day begins on April 21st

Pomf 1: "oh hey it's national pomf day!"
Pomf 2: "heck yeah! Let's celebrate by cheering up all of our friends!"
Pomf 1 and pomf 2 then proceed to spread the joy to their friends who need some joy in these trying tomes

by Pomf_Man-42 April 18, 2021

POMF

Peace out mother fucker

I was at work the other day, it was five o’clocj and I wanted too go home so I told everyone pomf see you in the morning !

by Wenderz March 7, 2021