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My Political Views

A variable that changes with the people I'm trolling.
My political views? Depends on who I'm trolling.
by gela-kela May 21, 2021
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The Political And Economic State Of The World

Walter: Yo jaden do you be feeling like a fire breathing dragon today?
Jaden Smith: Enough! If it's quite alright with you, Walter Hartwell White Sr., I would currently like to discuss The Political And Economic State Of The World right now.
by Qui-Gon Long-Dong April 22, 2022
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Fecal Position

Sitting on the throne, but tightly coiled while in the grip of sweaty, white-knuckled intestinal distress.
Judd: How was your weekend?

Dirk: Oh dude, you don't wanna know. I went to a stag Friday night and I think the sausage in the sausage and peppers wasn't cooked all the way through. Spent most of the rest of the weekend in the fecal position.

Judd: You're right, I didn't want to know.
by Placenta Bob February 19, 2010
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political party

Independent: Shit happens.
Democrat: Shit is a vast right-wing conspiracy.
Republican: The rich deserve more shit.
Moderate: We must also consider shit’s right to happen.
Liberal: Shit will happen if we don’t spend enough.
Conservative: The courts have allowed too much excrement.
Reform: We can’t get our poop in a group.
Socialist: Support the equal distribution of shit.
Communist: Come the revolution, shit will not happen again.
Libertarian: Legalize all kinds of shit.
Green: Compost happens.
I am a member of the green political party, therefore I believe in compost--and none of this crap about shit.
by care-line May 13, 2006
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political correctness

Being a decent human being, and considering what you say to others, not saying derogatory terms and/or phrases.
Jeb: Explain Political Correctness to me.
Me: Think of a racial slur and never say it again.
Jeb: Oh.
by Your Good Friend August 10, 2016
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Political Etch a sketch

To Change one position on Political issues after a politcal primary to make one's self image seem more politically moderate then where they stood when they ran for their politcal party's nomination (For Senate, Congress, President, Governor, ect). In essence it's to try to clear the board politically before battle their politcal opponent for a particular politcal office.

Made Famous by Mitt Romney's 2012 Presidential campaign when one of his campaign workers refereed to resetting Mitt Romney's public image after winning his party's Presidential nomination as using a Etch A Sketch
Candidate X had to take a hardline approach on immigration to make himself look more conservative then his primary opponent. Worried about his position on immigration making him look bad in the General Election, Candidate X proceeded to perform a Political Etch a sketch of his image.
by Libertatis May 26, 2014
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polite

niceness. saying the words "thank you" "excuse me" and "please".
don't be rude; be polite.
by tanyawesome October 17, 2008
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