porn

A way to kill five minutes. Possibly even less.

I think I've gone far enough xD
But it said I should include the word porn.

by slashownsit October 5, 2008

porn

any material that becomes uninteresting directly after masturbating.

Maxim, youporn, grannies if you're into that.

by fibonacci's boner January 29, 2010

porn

God's gift to the world.

Mike's got SO much porn on his iPhone!!

by Cummy worm August 17, 2010

porn

gods gift to mankind, also hated on by femanists because they themselfs are too ugly to be in one.

porn helping men(and now apperantly women) learn the art of one hand type sence the invention of the internet.

by sema February 14, 2005

porn

Assuming everyone knows what porn is (unless you're mentally retarded)... 98% of the time someone's hard drive gives out on them, it's because of this.

"Dude my computer started giving me all these error messages and stuff... can you help me?"

"Yea, first of all, get a new hard drive/entire computer cause yours probably sucks... when you're done with that, stop looking at so much porn! Idiot! At least be smart about it: get anti-virus, anti-spyware, and a firewall...THEN you can BEGIN to look at SOME...

by DireWolf September 4, 2006

porn

a sex video

sex video, of porn

by jhfdshgjkhfdlghf February 9, 2009

porn

the reason that the internet was created

(quote)

kate munster- "the internet is really really great."
trekkie- "for porn"
DUM!

by kage no otoko October 25, 2012