roast porker

A human carnivore who into bestiality necrophilia. Often will have sex with a slit cut in a piece of store bought meat and then eat it or Sex with road killed animals

You see the news today? They caught a roast porker in the act on highway 9 . He was viewed by over one hundred motorist and a few bus loads of children. Exhibitionist are some strange folks!

by Dick Goesinya June 2, 2017

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Porker

A white person because they have a pinkish undertone/tint to their skin, similar to a pig's color. We're basically calling them pigs or hogs. Us lovely, naturally tanned people because we think it's so absurd that they or their obviously jealous and insecure ancestor's (who invented racism, btw, so you can thank them for this definition) would ever think pinkish skin like a pig is "superior" to skin that is lovely and light to medium brown and very equipped for the sun. Especially when they stay trying to darken their skin like sitting "president" Donald J. Frump, only to turn out pink, 🐖 beet red like a lobster 🦞, or Starburst orange. 🍊

Example: "Who's that pink-looking, old, fat, bearded, Santa Clause-looking white dude talking shit on YouTube ... ? Don't he know we can see his default pic'. Homie is a straight up porker." 😆

by SGQueen June 13, 2025

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Crown the porker

See who can take home the biggest/fattest bitch from the bar.

Hey bud let's play crown the porker?

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Wichita Style Porker

A sandwich consisting of an entire pig (occasionally coated in barbecue sauce) between two slices of buttered bread

Guy 1: Haha, very funny, seriously what do you want?
Guy 2: I’ve been to SEVEN FUCKING STORES. NOT A SINGLE ONE HAD A WICHITA STYLE PORKER AND I’M GETTING FED UP!

by TheJonkler September 10, 2024

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Nomadic porker

To have sex in places other than the bedroom. Often in different rooms of the house.

Me: The neighbors saw is having sex in the kitchen
Wife: They're just jealous, since we aren't confined to missionary in the bedroom
Me: Yes, we are Nomadic porkers

by Treerootmafia May 7, 2021

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