Porker

Someone who’s fat

Miles pudding and lizzo are both porkers

by IhatePudding March 03, 2023

Porker

A porker is a person from Murica!

Harry: Dude, Americans don't know what football is, they are porkers.
George and Thomas: Yeah
Praveen: What's a porker?

by G man or something April 19, 2021

Nomadic porker

To have sex in places other than the bedroom. Often in different rooms of the house.

Me: The neighbors saw is having sex in the kitchen
Wife: They're just jealous, since we aren't confined to missionary in the bedroom
Me: Yes, we are Nomadic porkers

by Treerootmafia May 08, 2021

Crown the porker

See who can take home the biggest/fattest bitch from the bar.

Hey bud let's play crown the porker?

by WOW Inc. March 03, 2019

stinky porker

As your fucking a bitch from behind you take two fingers and stuff them in her poop chute, you then remove said fingers, reach over her head and hook her nostrils and pull back making her look like she has a pigs nose

I gave Jessica the ole stinky porker last night, she still has shit around her nose!

by Jhalli1997 November 15, 2020

roast porker

A human carnivore who into bestiality necrophilia. Often will have sex with a slit cut in a piece of store bought meat and then eat it or Sex with road killed animals

You see the news today? They caught a roast porker in the act on highway 9 . He was viewed by over one hundred motorist and a few bus loads of children. Exhibitionist are some strange folks!

by Dick Goesinya June 02, 2017

Wichita Style Porker

A sandwich consisting of an entire pig (occasionally coated in barbecue sauce) between two slices of buttered bread

Guy 1: Haha, very funny, seriously what do you want?
Guy 2: I’ve been to SEVEN FUCKING STORES. NOT A SINGLE ONE HAD A WICHITA STYLE PORKER AND I’M GETTING FED UP!

by TheJonkler September 10, 2024