pootang

Another name for pussy

Friend-No I can't fight him, "I'm on probation"
Me-You Pootang!

pootang by FiLaBoY May 31, 2006

pooptang 

an expression used by gay men when they are in need of sex, similar to poontang

That guy is sooo hot i hope i can get some pooptang.

pooptang by Social Deviance November 9, 2011

poontang clan 

A group of female high school students who are skanks and try too look hot by walking around the opposite sex seeing if they can attract attention to themselves when they are clearly not wanted.

matt: god dammit, those fucking skanks are here again, cant they take a hint....

Jarryd: yeah stupid poontang clan, FUCK OFF!.

poontang clan by sk8live June 2, 2006

poontang 

An excellent college party drink. Start with one tea spoon of orange tang. Then add a 20 oz sprite and a shot of Vodka. Stir approppriately. If you don't put the tang in first, you lose the fizz.

Last night I asked the bar tender for some poontang. She slapped me.

I enjoy sipping on poontang.

You should see Betsy. Her poontang is famous around here.

poontang by JoHa841 March 24, 2009

pooty-tang 

slang for the most delicious part of the female body

I really love everything about the pooty-tang.

pooty-tang by LOVE2LAP February 18, 2005

pooty tang 

Fictional character who represents positive outcomes in the face of adversity; also a very cool guy who speaks jibberish.

"We never knew what Pootie was saying, but we always know what he MEANT."

That guy is so cool, he's playing like he's Pootie Tang . . . I just saw him smack the taste out of some punks mouth for using foul language in front of children.

pooty tang by Real Movie Critic October 13, 2003

Poontang master 

One who is adept at all things related to genital effleurage.

Mike has proven to all of the young women on the volleyball team that he is the poontang master.

Poontang master by Mistuh February 18, 2008