pooch belly

Region of a females lower stomach that appears as fat around the belly button and has little or no lovehandles. Women sometimes develop one after childbirth even if they are skinny. Other women develop one from age or lack of exercise which is normal and affects all bodytypes in varying degrees. Can make some women look more desireable even if they feel the opposite or try to cover it up. Also known as a pooch.

Lucy was always slim until she had her baby and now she has the cutest pooch belly.

by OnEaNdOnLyD February 2, 2009

Screwed the Pooch

Another way of saying "blew it" or "messed up".

"You really screwed the pooch on that one dude".

by Barb September 9, 2004

poochuuk

the feeling you get when your sperm kind-of dies on its way out.

Looking at her, I wouldn't even experience a poochuuk.

by Dilip Advani April 2, 2003

Pooch Bait

An ugly girl - A girl so ugly she needs a pork chop dangling around her neck to attract even a dog.

"Man, look at that girl, she's pooch bait"

"I need to protect my rep, I won't date pooch bait even if I'm wasted"

by Joshko Dohan May 23, 2009

monkey pooch

A foul-smelling, well-used vagina. Most females possessing a monkey pooch are either lacking the intelligence of the conventional woman or are simply both liars and hussies.

"Kevin, the smell of your girlfriend's monkey pooch could kill a small rodent."

"Kevin! You want to make me feel better than I feel right now?! You want to give me pleasure? Stick your fingers in my monkey pooch!"

"Shit, she had four guys in that monkey pooch of her's."

"Kevin, your monkey pooch - having girlfriend is a liar and a hussy."

by Mattrick McKennedy August 7, 2006

Headless Ponch

To win or achieve greatness despite circumstances which would normal prevent one to do so (this originated from a season 1 Robot Chicken segment titled '3 Fast 3 Furious which satired both Cannonball run and Fast/Furious movies - The world's most famous cars-from KITT to the Batmobile to the General Lee-race against each other. In the segment Ponch and Jon from the series 'Chips' are part of the race. In a freak accident Ponch is decapitated. Despite having no head, Ponch wins the race.

"Fucking pulls off a headless ponch last night! Pukes on himself, busts up his head, and still manages to score that hot little skank!"

by kennyactionfigure November 27, 2012

poonchach

An effeminate male or male who is acting in, what is deemed by his buddies to be, a feminine manner. Usually assigned antagonistically to someone being a wet rag or a negative nancy.

Dude, Chris, who cares if you have to be up early? Drink a beer you poonchach.

by TheseNutzYourChin August 20, 2006