A Pook

To be a pook is to embody all things good. Once you become a pook, your days suddenly will feel brighter, your apple juice will taste sweeter and you'll finally get that promotion you've been waiting on for the last 3 months at work. For the first time in 4 years, Jessica from Starbucks will finally remember you by your first name instead of your daily order of a Venti Cold brew with two Splenda on the side. Heck- she'll actually spell your name right, too. The next thing you know, you'll spontaneously lose that dreaded 5 pounds you just haven't been able to shed without even trying. Your skin will become clearer, your smile will become brighter.

Your life- it will become wholesome.

You will become complete.

To be a pook, is to be one with the pooko.
Once you are one with the pooko, the pooko will become one with you.

Believe in the pooko.

"ever since i've become a pook, my life has just been so much better."
"you're such a pook"
"i'm a pook? no stop it, YOU'RE a pook! :flushed:"
"pook"

by pooksiepookpook April 13, 2020

pook pook

Filipino word for hooker/whore/prostitute.

Hey Marcus, do you want to go find a pook pook tonight?

by DangerousLiasonBitch April 4, 2009

pook

To offer an excuse to get out of an event, deny responsibility

Why didn't he come to the party? He totally pooked out.

to pook:

He pooked out yet again!

by snowsh July 10, 2011

Pook

Part of the anus that cuts turds (Poo cutter) while performing number 2. Other wise known as the o-ring or balloon knot.

I was at the gym and grunted so hard, I blew my pook out.

by shabogan January 2, 2012

Pooking

Tweaking bad, gaked out, drug psychosis induced by prolonged use of methamphetamine and sleep deprivation

Buddy did so much crystal methamphetamine that he pooking on a whole other level and was absolutely convinced that the goblins were get him

by @christianchur66 June 14, 2017

Pook

Vomiting and pooing at the same time, usually after hard nights of drinking in excess it may cause you to pook, the definition is a combination of pooing and puking at the same time. Also known as coming out of both ends.

Josh drank way to much last night and ended up in the bathroom pooking all morning

by BeeR411 February 25, 2011

pooke

n. An error of common sense. When someone says something that is known by everyone around to be incorrect or uneducated. Refers to the person not the error

How do i know what temperature to cook this on? There are only numbers on the cooker.

They're gas marks you Pooke

by Tobs123 October 29, 2005