Poofed

Alternative for saying "gone" when drunk or high.

Guy 1: Check out that guy stumbling over there!
Guy 2: Man he must be poofed.

by MarcelDJones September 5, 2010

poof

someone who promises to come for drinks and doesn't come

Ben said he was coming on Thursday, but didn't come. He's such a poof

by urbanlegend1845 November 26, 2020

Poof It

A way of cleaning a house with limited time and effort. like just doing some light dusting and a quick swiffering...

"Dude, when I clean the house I just poof it, and it looks fine"

by Mrs Wilson October 25, 2008

Poof

A crazy fish that either disappears or blows up

This girl likes to poof in the middle of conversations

by Just_An_Apple August 11, 2019

poof

Brandon

"he's a poof" that person was called Brandon

by ImAMasterBaiter March 11, 2022

poof

When something happens out of nowhere. A very goofy way of being surprised. (also very cute when someone in particular says it ;) )

"It poof" said Ludia

by PoofBoy November 14, 2020

Poof

to hide something up your ass.

here come the cops, poof that shit!

by punisher January 23, 2004