Politician

Someone who can talk for hours and never actually say anything.

Person A: I swear, my history teacher gave the most boring lecture about the Renaissance I've ever heard. You want to know the really sad thing? I was listening to the entire thing, and I STILL have no idea what he was saying.
Person B: Maybe he should've been a politician.
Person A: Perhaps.

by Ryan Clark Jr. June 14, 2018

politician

A person whose basically more trouble than they're worth, corrupt, and are a fine representation of what's wrong with the world ... literally.

Politicians only care about themselves, as well as money and power, and are willing to do whatever it takes to get these things, from lying to empty promises that they know they can't or won't keep.

Politicians pretend to "care" about people, just so they can lie to them and manipulate them, by wrongfully raising taxes to line their pockets or passing these biased and prejudiced laws that are either unfair or don't even make the slightest bit of sense, or pointing the finger of blame at whoever.

Politicians are evil and corrupt.

by ChrisMBurdick July 6, 2016

politician

something that everyone should aim for and fire till it falls.

politicians suck decomposing elephonky dick

by judahwar July 12, 2011

Politician

Also known as a professional liar, a politician is a person who makes their career off of constantly lying, cheating, blackmailing and intimidating their way to the top. A politician is a master at convincing others to fall for whatever lies they might tell them, even if they're insanely obvious just by looking at them.

Politicians are also comparable to a mafia crime boss, as many of the higher up politicians have the police in their back pocket, and they're not afraid to sic their associates on someone they don't like when they have something to say that could threaten their spot.

Politicians throughout history have also committed acts that would have seen normal people get thrown in prison, such as ordering assassinations (Lyndon Johnson), rigging elections (Donald Trump), sexually assaulting women (Brett Kavanaugh), and stealing (Richard Nixon).

If you ever see a politician on TV doing a speech, giving an interview, running a campaign ad, or anything else, it's in your best interest that you don't trust any of them

Only a fool would trust a politician

by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018

politician

The most overpowered class in real life

Politicians can control milions of people at once and do whathever they wish with them.

by Qinetix June 18, 2011

politician

Someone who is miraculously always "misquoted" and whose words are "taken out of context".

After the politician was caught on camera saying that he hated the country, the politician said that his words were taken out of context. The context was that he didn't know he was being recorded.

by FalseAgent August 19, 2016

Politicians

Politicians make me sick. They think they can just sit back and pocket the tax money we work hard to earn. We give it to the government to help US in return. But does that happen? NO. You get some nut like Reagan spending Billions of dollars on a "star wars defense system." "You see, it works by beaming a laser into space, where it bounces off a satilite, destroying a nuclear warhead, or any missile." But what happens if that missile DOES contain a nuke? It doesnt just go away. No. The radiation from the blast would spread throughout the ENTIRE world carried by the wind at the altitude it would be destroyed. Good idea? No.

you, your friends, and my dick.

by etta-nay December 16, 2004