Wiggly pole

A pole that comes off from the body. It is used to produce. I give this definition props to Liz and Luke and Maddie. Dab this ye boi Shea.

The Wiggly pole fit unexpectedly well in the circle.

by Shea Maddie Liz Luke June 24, 2019

Paleopabloism

Paleopabloism is a political ideology that based Chad's follow. They believe in traditional values and are Christians.

I used to be gay and ancap, now I'm a based and follow Paleopabloism

by Oogaboogapaleocon April 16, 2021

PREFER THE POLE TO THE HOLE

simply put, queer!

Stephan is of the homogenized persuasion...he definitely prefers the pole to the hole!

by weave October 7, 2003

Paleontology

The study of dinosaurs and other prehistoric creatures, digging up dinosaur remains. Digging up a dinosaur skeleton or a fossil as a job.

My uncle digs up dinosaurs and does other paleontology things like finding preserved insects, he's a Paleontologist.

by Reaper 5 December 13, 2008

pole polisher

Another word for "cocksmoker." Useful when "cocksmoker" no longer suffices, and a new word or words must replace it to keep things fresh.

You can lick my balls you pole-polishing fuck-knuckle.

by LeonidasWV September 9, 2005

swole pole

When someone ripped as fuck gets a HUGE ass boner.

Steve: Damn dude, you're looking good after that workout! You want a brojob?
Jacob: Nah I'm good man, I'm seeing my girl tonight and I got a swole pole just thinking about it
Steve: Cool, good luck bro! I'm gonna go admire my massive gains in the mirror of a gas station

by Mega Bro April 18, 2014

tent pole

An erection inside one's pants; a woody that is visible because it bulges one's clothing.

I woke up hearing someone knock on the door. Forgetting about the morning wood phenomenon, I went to answer it and after about ten seconds realized that she was totally staring at the tent pole bulging in my boxers.

by PMax August 24, 2008