A male who is so self-concious of his penis size that he opts to use a Dildo to satisfy his lover and pass it off as the real thing. The dildo is often kept in the underpants of the male on the evening that sex is expected. When the female is ready for sex, the male says that he needs a drink of water before he starts, and proceeds downstairs where he can heat the dildo either in the microwave, or with a lighter. Doe Pokers can be identified by their dislike for oral sex and their insistence on fornicating in the dark.
I thought Brian was hung like a Black Ox, but it turns out that he is nothing more than a Goddamned Doe Poker!
by Meatman January 15, 2006
Get the Doe Pokermug. adj -A girl who is not really hot, but who plays poker and is hotter than most female poker players.
by Jay Kanabar October 18, 2007
Get the Poker Hotmug. A poker slut is an individual that feels the need to bet excessively while playing Texas Hold 'Em or any poker game. This person will "go all the way" whenever possible, betting his/her entire stack.
Michael: Come on John, stop going all in! The game is no fun when you're being a Poker Slut.
John: But Michael, I have an unquenchable thirst for risk.
Lady Gaga: Muh Muh Muh Mah
John: But Michael, I have an unquenchable thirst for risk.
Lady Gaga: Muh Muh Muh Mah
by Jtang July 25, 2009
Get the Poker Slutmug. Formally know as "pate pokerian sartorial musclia", the common nomenclature of poker thigh is more widely used. This horrendous muscle strain is inflicted upon the upper thigh region, usually stemming from a pronated reaching or stretching maneuver across a table, whereby the patient wins a large mountain of chips playing poker (as God intended) and upon reaching too far forward with his ill gotten gains, pulls a muscle in his upper thigh. The secondary diagnosis is found to be a girlish yelp, somewhat reminiscent of a horny panda, which then leads to a frantic, almost spastic, hopping action to rid ones body of the karmic pain inflicted upon them for their evil ways on the poker table.
The only known remedy is constant reminders of the incident, which usually result in a side effect of uncontrollable laughter from those who are told the story as it occurred.
The only known remedy is constant reminders of the incident, which usually result in a side effect of uncontrollable laughter from those who are told the story as it occurred.
"This guy at the table was acting all cocky, until he got won that hand and got struck with Poker Thigh."
by Poker Buddies July 22, 2007
Get the Poker Thighmug. Strip poker can be played many different ways, the most common of wich is to play regular poker and use the clothes as betting objects. It is:
1) The choice game for drunk girls.
2) The choice game for horny boys.
3) The choice game for kinky people.
1) The choice game for drunk girls.
2) The choice game for horny boys.
3) The choice game for kinky people.
by The Literate Chatterbox April 9, 2006
Get the strip pokermug. by El cochi loco February 22, 2018
Get the raging pokermug. Slang term for the genitalia of a man who will only fornicate with red-haired women.
Can also refer to the genitalia of a man who has an STD.
Can also refer to the genitalia of a man who has an STD.
"Sexy redhead 9 O'Clock. Get your Fire Poker out!"
"Why is it so itchy? Must've been a firepoker... again. Thank god for penicillin!"
"Why is it so itchy? Must've been a firepoker... again. Thank god for penicillin!"
by DaggerJeff May 17, 2009
Get the Fire Pokermug.