blumbling

An adjective describing an extremely awkward situation.

You are so blumbling Anna! You spilled all of that man's sushi!

by JoAnnaGirl49 November 18, 2010

plumping

where one likes BBW/hefty wimminz

Lets go plumping tonight.

by Scooby05 April 5, 2006

plumping

When a large amount of men come together to play a game. The game rules are simple, each man takes a turn in seeing how many dicks can fit in his ass hole at the same time. The winner of the game is whoever can fit the most in there. The winner receives a blumpkin pie from all the men.

Oi dere diched, lets do soem plumping!

by MaNiggaJesus August 21, 2018

plumbline

(noun) The humann penis. See tool.

I shoved my plumbline in her dripping vagina.

by richard bridge March 12, 2004

Plumbing Boner

When a piece of plumbing arouses you sexually in the dick/ball region. Usually occurs to plumbers by their own work.

Boss: good job on that rough in.
Ryan: yeah it gave me a madddd plumbing boner

by lasiufdgadr November 6, 2011

Plumbing on a girl

Urinating on a girl's face in a professional matter.

No one is saying plumbing on a girl gives you the ability to fly; also, no one isn't.

by smashedguitarist September 1, 2016

Plumbing Contract

When a woman wants you to lay some pipe, to the exclusion of all others. Contingent on you getting the job done in a satisfactory fashion.

We've been fucking the last couple weeks and she loves how I get it done. I've officially got her Plumbing Contract.

by Dave a Klein April 6, 2022