poing

to verb a noun with your noun.

Also, a misspelling of the word point, transformed into sexual innuendo.

Also, penis.

girl: what's your poing??
guy: what's YOUR poing?!?
girl: hmmm i dont think i have a poing...
guy: i could GIVE you a poing...
girl: yeah, i think i need one.
girl i NEEEED one
girl oh YEAH
guy: i'll give it to you, baby.
guy: girl I am going to poing you so hard.

by shazbotfoolio February 4, 2010

pling

a type of jewelry identical in appearance to bling but made of plastic. Pling combines the word Plastic with Bling, hence, "pling"

"Hey, Dominic! Nice bling! Is it new?"
"Yeah, it's new, but it's just pling"

by Johnny Cake Road May 22, 2008

pling

pling actually is a colloquial expression in the Mollywwod that means you have made a fool out of your self.

rani: raj came up with these greasy jokes of his hoping to tickle my funny bone
sam: what happened?
rani: I aint laugh he became plinged!!! hahaha

by #The Bloke September 5, 2016

sham-pooing

Sham-pooing, Verb: The act of lathering your scalp whilst taking a wild poo.

Also a reference to a homeless person (sham) who is dirty and never showers. The irony!

I took a massive sham-poo the other day it was breath taking, like having a water birth, including full dilation and crowning.

I can't believe I'd never tried sham-pooing before!

by papashivo April 17, 2009

Plowing the froth

Having a beer

Gaelynn: Sup, yo. Whatcha doin
Boase: Nutt'n, just chillaxing and plowing the froth
Gaelynn: Cool. Plow some for me - my parole officer's comn later and I can't be tight
Boase: sho thing, I'll do some serious plowing for you
Gaelynn: Thx

by frothplower March 31, 2010

Pooing pringles

a term used when you sit on a packet of crisps, and the bag pops. This results in broken crisps flying everywhere, and making you look like you just pooed pringles.

Mariella pooed pringles the other night, it was so funny!

The other day John sat on a bag of Quavers, he was totally pooing pringles!

by call the underdog December 17, 2011

plongitude

A platitude made for the express purpose of moving the conversation away from an uncomfortable topic.

"Tanya was bitching to me about her romantic problems, so I threw out a plongitude to get her to stop."

by dontfallinlovewithyourfriends November 16, 2015