plondexlecate

A process of degrading a medieval weapon's sharpness.

Most swords, axes and lances were grinded a long time to have an extraordinarily sharp edge or spearhead.

However, the first contact with a foe, be it beast or man plondexlecates the weapon's sharpness rather quick to the point of being blunt.

Darm, after only one battle against the English my bihaender has totally plondexlecated.

by seleniaAngel May 3, 2010

Plodoodle

A Plodoodle is an amazing 174-way sexual position in which each person is taking a shit on at least 3 other people while receiving sex from 9 other people.

Guy 1: "How many people are attending our concert"
Guy 2: "Uhhhhh, about 174"
Guy 1: "Want to get them all into doing a Plodoodle?"
Guy 2: "HELL YEAH!"

by 7111322 January 8, 2012

poladas

Someone who leaves randomly when they are bored of something with no fucks given, regardless of who they're with.

Collin left us at the party. What a fucking poladas.

by Synto May 21, 2016

Plodathan

A nickname or term given to a fat person called Jonathan

Look Here comes plodathan

by BruvvaX April 22, 2017

Ploid

A rotten willy.

Ouch! I think my ploid might be causing my testicular torsion.

by johntypebeat March 30, 2021

Pladin

The misspelling of "Paladin." Typically the result of an excited 12 year old who's buzzed on Mountain Dew hammering away furiously at the keyboard. Paladins are in many games, namely World of Warcraft.

Omgz! Look at tgat pladin!

by Commander Cup December 14, 2008

Plastic Plod

Police Community Support Officers (PCSOs) in Uk.

Police Community Support Officers (PCSOs), aka Blunkett’s Bobbies, are apparently sick and tired of being referred to as “Plastic Plods.” Out of deference to their junior colleagues” sensitivities, I am told that proper coppers now refer to them as “Chimps”—Can’t Help In Most Policing Situations.

by guiri November 10, 2010