paesano

n. means countryman, brother, or pal in Italian. The equivilent of "homie" to Italians and Italian-Americans.
Sometimes shortened to paesan.
Occasionally mispelled as "paisano" or "paisan"

"Hardcore guineas should know that paesano is the correct spelling, right, paesan?"

by Jam Master J April 14, 2005

Darwin please be right

An exclamation, usually uttered after meeting a person who is stupid to the point that any reproduction on his or her part would mess up the gene pool horribly.

After meeting that ignoranus, I whispered, "Darwin please be right".

by T2master November 14, 2007

no god please no

No god please no is from the show The Office, as said by Steve Carrell.

Me-What the-

Random Person-NO GOD!!! NO GOD PLEASE NO ! NO!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by this is the real no. February 29, 2016

help me please

help please i'm dynig i'm gonna die please pllhplerplepl hpaelplsease please

me: help me please im dying pleapsleplaseplase heartatkkc

by Jack156 October 5, 2019

Mount Pleasant, MI

A lie. Neither mountainous, or pleasant. Just a small town in central Michigan, home to Central Michigan University.

Also known as "Mt. P" by people who can't stand to lie, and many drunk college students.

Where do you live?
Mt. P yo!

They drove through the town, just another Mount Pleasant, MI in their eyes.

by Hottie McHotterson February 24, 2009

And Please

A short and quick phrase uttered in reponse to a story bring told that seems to have no purpose, a frustrating situation, or simply to disagree. In essence, it is short for the phrase, "and please, shut the f*** up." Also abbreviated as "AP."

Not to be confused with "N-please" (as in Nigga Please)

Person 1: "Man I have been studying for 12 hours now, im a machine."

*(in reality, he has spent more time on facebook and IM than studying)
Person 2: AP!

Person 1: BP's president is claiming that the oil spill will have only moderate effects on the environment.
Person 2: And please, Mr. President.

by KakSoran June 5, 2010

geezer pleaser

A woman who dates and or marries an older men. Usually for the security (financial or other) an older man can provide.

Yo....Donalds wife is a real geezer pleaser...she only loves him for his money.

Isn't that cute....Hilary really loves Eric...and I thought she was just being a geezer pleaser.

by Mr. Crumby February 10, 2006