platypus eater

1.)A man who enjoys giving oral more than receiving.
2.)A man who eats platypi in his spare time.

1.)"Don't go near him hun, that man's a serious platypus eater. I don't want to think of all the places that tongue has been"
2.)"Quick! Hide your platypi! Mike the platypus eater is about!"

by Rory McMoose May 3, 2005

Asian Platypus

When one takes a party balloon or a twisting clown balloon and pokes it into a petite ass hole of a small Asian woman leaving the end tip sticking out. Then the balloon is inflated while it is in the ass hole and pulled out either ripping the asshole or exploding inside the ass.

My uncle gave my sister the Asian Platypus the other day!

by Michael Lynch October 1, 2007

Platypus Den

A bunch of ganstas straight outta Orgrimmar. Better than Lyly's gang.

Shizaro's reppin PD in Burning Steppes!

by Skeleton April 24, 2005

Lawl Platypus

A weird, random, funny YouTube webshow. Little known, seeing as not many people YouTube the words "lawl" and "platypus" in the same search. Two girls who know they are being lame, but don't really give a shit.

Crazy Susan: Have you seen Lawl Platypus?

Stacy: Not yet.

Crazy Susan: Well, get on that! It's [e-mail].

by DEARGRAVITY, April 1, 2009

Sneaky Platypus

When you sneeze in a females vagina, and it makes her burb.

This action can also be accompanied by your mate saying :
“Great job dude! You just sneaky platypussed her dirty”

by The Scam69 August 4, 2022

platypus punch

When a woman with massive saggy tits hits you in the face with her tit.

"Hey mate, how did you get that black eye?" "A bitch gave me a platypus punch"

by FossysForehead June 5, 2020

Urban Platypus

If a swiss army knife were a person, it would also be an urban platypus: the type of person who can do anything.

This guy can do everything! He's an urban platypus.

by Legit Slang March 19, 2011