When one takes a party balloon or a twisting clown balloon and pokes it into a petite ass hole of a small Asian woman leaving the end tip sticking out. Then the balloon is inflated while it is in the ass hole and pulled out either ripping the asshole or exploding inside the ass.
by Michael Lynch October 1, 2007
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Stacy: Not yet.
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Stacy: Not yet.
Crazy Susan: Well, get on that! It's LawlPlatypus@YouTube.com.
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“Great job dude! You just sneaky platypussed her dirty”
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Yo I perry the platypused the heck out of Gina last night in the back hatch of my Ford festiva while the fam watched roadhouse on family movie night
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