plantern

Used to describe a planter in Newport Beach.

Check out that beautiful plantern.

by -Kel June 18, 2007

Paterno

To be blamed for someone else's crime, even though you told someone about it.

"Man, I didn't even do it! I'm totally being Paterno'd here!"

by J-tard November 23, 2011

paterno

A man that has a really big dick.

New Girlfriend: "Oh my God, you're a Paterno! I've hit jackpot! Thank you God!"

by anonymous March 31, 2004

platen

shitsoup

plasiuax

by sammy August 14, 2003

plater

a retard; one who usually is suckish at gaming.

Dude! That guy is such a plater at WoW

by xKaZx April 28, 2008

Paternoville

Aka Penn State University. A place where the women may be dogs, but like every other Big 10 university, they are total sluts that put out with less alcohol than girls from other college conferences.

Penn State Student 1: I hate this concrete jungle of a college. Our football team finds a way to lose to Michigan (even though I still think it is a vast zebra-wing conspiracy), we're in the middle of nowhere and our girls are dogs.
Penn State Student 2: Our women may be dogs but they're easy pickings in Paternoville, especially after our TTT of a football team wins and they decide to get drunk.
Penn State Student 1: Well beggars can't be choosers!

by A Jets fan February 5, 2008

Poo Poo Plater

The act of taking a dump and not wiping, Then having oral intercourse with your partner. Right before you climax sit on their face and then finish on their face.

Well I had to go to the bathroom and they were out of toilet paper. So of course she got the poo poo plater..

by F 1 B 3 R September 9, 2010