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Triple placebo pneumatic bypass

If any human being becomes too self-aware of their brain's functions, such as the reflex arc or the chemical reactions in their brain, their brain deterioates, scrambling every nerve ending in the body before shutting down. This is the worst pain known to man; the triple placebo pneumatic bypass.
Some say this is what the matrix does when it looks like one of its captors are going to break away.

This can also occur when a human being spots a glitch in the Matrix, e.g- George Bush Junior being re-elected.
Doctor- I'm sorry... We couldn't save him.
Parent- One minute he was fine and then!... What was it?
Doctor- A triple placebo pneumatic bypass. I'm truly sorry.
by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009
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Double Blind Placebo

Both partners are blindfolded, they each sit on one of their hands until it falls asleep. They then proceed to masturbate their partner, with their numb hand.
Karen: What did you do last night, Amanda?
Amanda: Chad and I stayed home and did a Double Blind Placebo!
by kimmytee October 12, 2019
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Placebo Antivirus

Also called Placebo Antimalware.

An antivirus program that "detects" fake malware to make it seem like it works.

Origin: A placebo is something that you are told works and seems to be working but actually doesn't do anything.
Most, if not all, antivirus programs were placebo antivirus programs until there was a surge in viruses made by people who decompiled their code.
by Shugunou October 3, 2023
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Placebo placenta

When a girl has an abortion, but they leave in the placenta, so anytime she pees she thinks the placenta comes out, even though it actually doesn't
She had a placebo placenta after her third abortion of Josh w's baby
by J768977i9 May 24, 2016
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Placebo

When you get the vaccine, but by mid 2022 you're still not dead.
Gonzalo Lira: People are dying. Mortality is up and natality (the number of babies being born) is down.
me: But look at Switzerland, mortality hasn't budged.
also me: They probably got placebo...
by Mr. Sr August 2, 2022
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Placebo

Placebo means bullshit
Eddie: Do you know what these are? They’re gazebos (placebos). THEY’RE BULLSHIT!
by AyoThePizzaHere June 17, 2021
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placebo

The effect where thinking about dates coinciding with the fasting month of Ramadan like Tuesday, April 2nd 1991 or Tuesday, April 2nd 2024 can cause you to experience hunger
The placebo effect of thinking about significant dates coinciding with the fasting month of Ramadan, like Tuesday, April 2nd, 1991, can make you feel hungrier than you actually are, proving that sometimes your mind can trick your body!
by Emotional Cruiser November 22, 2025
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