Pister

An offshoot of pistered to be used in a slightly different manor.

I was at work and they got me pister than hell.

by Steve Harbour November 22, 2006

pisslexia

Inability to read due to excessive consumption of alcohol.

He can't read the menu. He has pisslexia.

by MartinEvans May 10, 2006

pistered

is to have spent your time loitering around your own home doing very little or very unproductive doings, examples of pistering, Facebook, reading, T.V., decorating walls etc

i just pistered all of sunday

by HYDROfrazza February 24, 2012

pissler

A German...

"oh look a pissler pissing" call of duty 2

by Gribbo September 9, 2016

pissle

When you try to urinate but nothing but air comes out. Basically when your dick whistles.
Your welcome.

Dude I just pissled myself.

by The Wigaboggle August 4, 2017

Postletheweight

(Adj.) A person who shows signs of stupidity or special needs.

Do act like a postletheweight when you do that.

by KevinG23 November 15, 2018

Postletheweight

(Adj.) a person who acts stupidity or shows early signs of special needs.

Stop acting postletheweight like!

by KevinG23 November 15, 2018